The Duke of Stockbridge: A Romance of Shays' RebellionBellamy, Edward
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The Duke of Stockbridge: A Romance of Shays' Rebellion
Bellamy, Edward
Shays' Rebellion, 1786-1787 -- Fiction
Perez laughed, and riding up to the tavern end of the jail, dismounted,
and going into the barroom, ordered a plate of pork and beans. Feeling
in excellent humor he fell to conversing over his modest meal with the
landlord, a big, beefy man, who evidently liked to hear himself talk,
and in a gross sort of way, appeared to be rather good natured.
“I saw a good many red flags on farmhouses, as I was coming up from
Sheffield, this morning,” said Perez. “You haven't got the smallpox in
the county again, have you?”
“Them wuz sheriff's sales,” said the landlord, laughing uproariously, in
which he was joined by a seedy, red-nosed character, addressed as Zeke,
who appeared to be a hanger-on of the barroom in the function of echo to
the landlord's jokes.
“Ye'll git uster that air red flag ef ye stay long in these parts. Ye
ain't so fer from right arter all, though, fer I guess mos' folks'd
baout as leeve hev the smallpox in the house ez the sheriff.”
“Times are pretty hard hereabouts, are they?”
“Wal, yes, they be baout ez hard ez they kin be, but ye see it's wuss
in this ere caounty 'n 'tis 'n mos' places, cause ther warn't nary court
here fer six or eight year, till lately, an no debts wuz klected 'n so
they've kinder piled up. I callate they ain't but dern few fellers in
the caounty 'cept the parsons, 'n lawyers, 'n doctors ez ain't a bein
sued ted-day, 'specially the farmers. I tell you it makes business
lively fer the lawyers an sheriffs. They're the ones ez rides in
kerridges these days.”
“Is the jail pretty full now?”
“Chock full, hed to send a batch up ter Lenox las' week, an got em
packed bout's thick's they'll lay naow, like codfish in a bar'l. Haow
in time I'm a gonter make room fer the fellers the court'll send in nex'
week, I d'now, derned if I dew. They'd orter be three new jails in the
caounty this blamed minit.”
“Do you expect a good many more this week?”
“Gosh, yes. Why, man alive, the Common Pleas never had ez much business
ez this time. I callate they's nigh onter seven hundred cases tew try.”
“The devil! Has there been a riot or a rebellion in the county? What
have they all done?”
“Oh they hain't done nothin,” replied the landlord, “they ain't nothin
but debtors. Dern debtors, I don' like to hev the jailin of em. They
hain't got no blood intew em like Sabbath-breakers, an blasphemers,
an rapers has. They're weakly, pulin kinder chaps, what thar ain't
no satisfaction a lockin up an a knockin roun'. They're dreffle
deskerridgin kind o' fellers tew. Ye see we never git rid on em. They
never gits let aout like other fellers as is in jail. They hez tew stay
till they pays up, an naterally they can't pay up's long ez they stays.
Genally they goes aout feet foremost, when they goes aout at all, an
they ain't long lived.”
“Why don't they pay up before they get in?” queried Perez.
“Whar be ye from?” asked the landlord, staring at him.
“I'm from New York, last.”
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