The Duke of Stockbridge: A Romance of Shays' RebellionBellamy, Edward
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The Duke of Stockbridge: A Romance of Shays' Rebellion
Bellamy, Edward
Shays' Rebellion, 1786-1787 -- Fiction
“Sartinly, sartinly,” exclaimed Ezra. “That would be plenty. It don'
cost nothin tew print em, an they'd pacify this ere caounty a dum sight
quicker nor no two rigiments, nor no ten, nuther.”
“That air's what I believe in,” said Israel, beamingly, “peaceable ways
o' settlin the trouble; bills instid o' bagonets. The beauty on't so fer
is that thar hain't been no sheddin o' blood, nor no vi'lence tew speak
of, ceppin a leetle shovin daown tew Barrington, an I hope thar won't
be.”
“I don't know about that,” said Paul Hubbard. “Not that I want to see
any killing, but there are some silk stockings in this here town that
would look mighty well sticking through the stocks, an there are some
white skins that ought to know how a whip feels, jist so the men that
own em might see how the medicine tastes they've been giving us so many
years.”
There was a general murmur indicating approval of this sentiment, and
several “that's sos” were heard, but Israel said, as he patted Hubbard
paternally on the back:
“Let bygones be bygones, Paul. Them things be all over naow, an I
callate thar won't be no more busin of poor folks. The lyin an the
lamb be a gonter lie down together arter this, 'cordin tew scripter. I
declar, it seems jiss like the good ole times 'long from '74 to '80,
wen thar warn't no courts in Berkshire. Wen I wuz a tellin ye baout them
times 'tother night, I swow I didn't callate ye'd ever have a chance to
see em fer yerselves, leastways, not till ye got ter Heavin, an I guess
that's a slim chance with most on ye. Jess think on't, boys. Thar ain't
been nary sheriff's sale, nor a man tuk ter jail this hull week.”
“Iry Seymour wuz a gonter sell aout Elnathan Hamlin this week, but
somehow he hain't got tew it,” said Abner, dryly. “I callate he heard
some news from Barrington baout Tuesday.”
“Iry mout's well give up his comishin ez depity sheriff an try ter git
inter some honest trade,” remarked Israel.
“Whar does Squire Woodbridge keep hisself these days? I hain't seen him
skurcely this week,” said Ezra Phelps.
“Yew don' genally see much of a rooster the week arter another rooster's
gin him a darnation lickin on his own dung hill, an that's wat's the
matter with Squire,” replied Abner. Shifting his quid of tobacco to the
other side of the mouth and expectorating across half the room into the
chimney place he continued, reflectively:
“By gosh, I don' blame him, nuther. It muss come kinder tough fer a
feller ez hez lorded it over Stockbridge fer nigh twenty year tew git
put daown afore the hull village the way Perez put him daown Tuesday. Ef
I wuz Squire, I shouldn't never wan ter show myself agin roun' here.”
“I be kinder sorry fer him,” said Israel Goodrich. “I declar for't if I
ain't. It muss be kinder tough tew git took daown so, specially fer sech
a dreffle proud man.”
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