The Duke of Stockbridge: A Romance of Shays' RebellionBellamy, Edward
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The Duke of Stockbridge: A Romance of Shays' Rebellion
Bellamy, Edward
Shays' Rebellion, 1786-1787 -- Fiction
“I hain't sot eyes on him on'y once sence Tewsday,” said Peleg. “He
looked right straight through me 'z ef he didn' see nothin. He didn'
seem ter notice nobody ez he went along the street.”
“By gosh, he'd notice ye quick nuff ef he could put ye in the stocks,”
observed Abner, grimly. “I tell yew he ain't furgut one on us that
went daown ter Barrington, nor one on us ez wuz a serenadin him t'other
night. Yew jess let Squire git his grip onto this ere taown agin ez he
uster hev it an the constable an the whippin post won't hev no rest till
he's paid orf his grudge agin' every one on us. An ef yew dunno that,
yew dunno Squire Woodbridge.”
The silence which followed indicated that the hearers did know the
Squire well enough to appreciate the force of Abner's remarks, and
that the contingencies which they suggested were inducive of serious
reflections. It was Jabez Flint, the Tory, who effected a diversion by
observing dryly,
“Yes, ef Squire gits his grip agin, some on us will git darnation sore
backs, but he's lost it, an he ain't a gonter git it agin ez long ez we
fellers keeps ourn. On'y 'twont dew ter hev no foolin, tain't no child's
play we're at.”
“I know one thing dum well” said Obadiah Weeks, “and that is I wouldn'
like tew be in Cap'n Hamlin's shoes ef Squire sh'd git top agin.
Jehosaphat, though, wouldn' he jess go fer the Cap'n. I guess he'd give
him ten lashes ev'ry day fer a month an make him set in the stocks with
pepper 'n salt rubbed in his back 'tween times, an then hev him hung ter
wind up with, an he wouldn' be half sassified then.”
“Warn't that the gol-darndest though, baout that Edwards gal agoin tew
ass Perez to git the mewsic stopped? By gosh, I can't git over that,”
exclaimed Peleg, grinning from ear to ear. “I was a lyin awake las'
night and I got ter thinkin bout it, an I begun snickering so's She
waked up, and She says, 'Peleg,' seshee 'what in time be yew a snickerin
at?' and I says I wuz a snickerin tew think o' that air stuck up leetle
gal o' Squire Edwards daown on her knees tew Perez, a cryin an a assin
him ef he wouldn' please hev the racket stopped. Yew sed she wuz ontew
her knees, didn't yew, Obadiah?”
“Tell us all about it Obadiah, we wanter hear it agin,” was the general
demand.
“Ye see the way on't wuz this,” said Obadiah, nothing loath. “She come
in all a cryin an scairt like, and Perez he wuz thar an so wuz the res'
o' the family, an the fuss thing she does, she gits down on the floor
intew the sand with a new silk gown she hed on, and asses Perez to hev
the hoss-fiddles stopped. An he said t'er fuss, as haow he wouldn't,
said 'twas good nuff fur the silk stockings, and he pinted ter Reub an
says for her tew see what they'd done ter his family. But she cried
an tuck on, an says ez haow she wouldn't git up 'nless he'd stop the
hoss-fiddles, an so he hed tew give in, an that's all I knows about it.”
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