_Lawton_: “Ah, there speaks the Europeanized mind! They always leave the
initiative to the authorities. Go out and sound the fire-alarm, Roberts.
It’s a case for the Fire Department.”
_Roberts_: “Oh, it’s all very well to joke, Dr. Lawton. Why don’t you
prescribe something?”
_Lawton_: “Surgical treatment seems to be indicated, and I’m merely a
general practitioner.”
_Roberts_: “If Willis were only here, he’d find some way out of it.
Well, I’ll have to go for help somewhere”—
_Mrs. Roberts_ and _Mrs. Miller_, bursting upon the scene: “Oh, what is
it?”
_Lawton_: “Ah, you needn’t go for help, my dear fellow. It’s come!”
_Mrs. Roberts_: “What are you all doing here, Edward?”
_Mrs. Miller_: “Oh, have you had any bad news of Mr. Miller?”
_Mrs. Roberts_: “Or Aunt Mary?”
_Miller_, calling up: “Well, are you going to keep us here all night?
Why don’t you do something?”
_Mrs. Miller_: “Oh, what’s that? Oh, it’s Mr. Miller! Oh, where are
you, Ellery?”
_Miller_: “In the elevator.”
_Mrs. Miller_: “Oh! and where is the elevator? Why don’t you get out?
Oh”—
_Miller_: “It’s caught, and we can’t.”
_Mrs. Miller_: “Caught? Oh, then you will be killed—killed—killed! And
it’s all my fault, sending you back after my fan, and I had it all the
time in my own pocket; and it comes from my habit of giving it to you to
carry in your overcoat pocket, because it’s deep, and the fan can’t
break. And of course I never thought of my own pocket, and I never
_should_ have thought of it at all if Mr. Curwen hadn’t been going back
to get Mrs. Curwen’s glove, for he’d brought another right after she’d
sent him for a left, and we were all having such a laugh about it, and I
just happened to put my hand on my pocket, and there I felt the fan. And
oh, _what_ shall I do?” Mrs. Miller utters these explanations and
self-reproaches in a lamentable voice, while crouching close to the
grated door to the elevator shaft, and clinging to its meshes.
_Miller_: “Well, well, it’s all right. I’ve got you another fan, here.
Don’t be frightened.”
_Mrs. Roberts_, wildly: “Where’s Aunt Mary, Edward? Has Willis got
back?” At a guilty look from her husband: “Edward! _don’t_ tell me that
_she’s_ in that elevator! Don’t do it, Edward! For your own sake don’t.
Don’t tell me that your own child’s mother’s aunt is down there,
suspended between heaven and earth like—like”—
_Lawton_: “The coffin of the Prophet.”
_Mrs. Roberts_: “Yes. _Don’t_ tell me, Edward! Spare your child’s
mother, if you won’t spare your wife!”
_Mrs. Crashaw_: “Agnes! don’t be ridiculous. I’m here, and I never was
more comfortable in my life.”
_Mrs. Roberts_, calling down the grating “Oh! Is it you, Aunt Mary?”
_Mrs. Crashaw_: “Of course it is!”
_Mrs. Roberts_: “You recognize my voice?”
_Mrs. Crashaw_: “I should hope so, indeed! Why shouldn’t I?”
_Mrs. Roberts_: “And you know me? Agnes? Oh!”
_Mrs. Crashaw_: “Don’t be a goose, Agnes.”
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