SOCRATES. Come, tell me the kind of mind you have; 'tis important I know this, that I may order my batteries against you in a new fashion. STREPSIADES. Eh, what! in the name of the gods, are you purposing to assault me then? SOCRATES. No. I only wish to ask you some questions. Have you any memory? STREPSIADES. That depends: if anything is owed me, my memory is excellent, but if I owe, alas! I have none whatever. SOCRATES. Have you a natural gift for speaking? STREPSIADES. For speaking, no; for cheating, yes. SOCRATES. How will you be able to learn then? STREPSIADES. Very easily, have no fear. SOCRATES. Thus, when I throw forth some philosophical thought anent things celestial, you will seize it in its very flight? STREPSIADES. Then I am to snap up wisdom much as a dog snaps up a morsel? SOCRATES. Oh! the ignoramus! the barbarian! I greatly fear, old man, 'twill be needful for me to have recourse to blows. Now, let me hear what you do when you are beaten. STREPSIADES. I receive the blow, then wait a moment, take my witnesses and finally summon my assailant at law. SOCRATES. Come, take off your cloak. STREPSIADES. Have I robbed you of anything? SOCRATES. No, but 'tis usual to enter the school without your cloak. STREPSIADES. But I am not come here to look for stolen goods. SOCRATES. Off with it, fool! STREPSIADES. Tell me, if I prove thoroughly attentive and learn with zeal, which of your disciples shall I resemble, do you think? SOCRATES. You will be the image of Chaerephon. STREPSIADES. Ah! unhappy me! I shall then be but half alive? SOCRATES. A truce to this chatter! follow me and no more of it. STREPSIADES. First give me a honey-cake, for to descend down there sets me all a-tremble; meseems 'tis the cave of Trophonius. SOCRATES. But get in with you! What reason have you for thus dallying at the door? CHORUS. Good luck! you have courage; may you succeed, you, who, though already so advanced in years, wish to instruct your mind with new studies and practise it in wisdom!