That evening Spence again had a walk with the artist. He returned to
the villa alone, and only just in time to dress for dinner. Guests were
expected, Mr. and Mrs. Bradshaw of Manchester, old acquaintances of the
Spences and of Miriam. When it had become known that Mrs. Baske,
advised to pass the winter in a mild climate, was about to accept an
invitation from her cousin and go by sea to Naples, the Bradshaws, to
the astonishment of all their friends, offered to accompany her. It was
the first time that either of them had left England, and they seemed
most unlikely people to be suddenly affected with a zeal for foreign
travel. Miriam gladly welcomed their proposal, and it was put into
execution.
When Spence entered the room his friends had already arrived. Mr.
Bradshaw stood in the attitude familiar to him when on his own
hearthrug, his back turned to that part of the wall where in England
would have been a fireplace, and one hand thrust into the pocket of his
evening coat.
"I tell you what it is, Spence!" he exclaimed, "I'm very much afraid I
shall be committing an assault. Certainly I shall if I don't soon learn
some good racy Italian. I must make out a little list of sentences, and
get you or Mrs. Spence to translate them. Such as 'Do you take me for a
fool?' or 'Be off, you scoundrel!' or 'I'll break every bone in your
body!' That's the kind of thing practically needed in Naples, I find."
"Been in conflict with coachmen again?" asked Spence, laughing.
"Slightly! Never got into such a helpless rage in my life. Two fellows
kept up with me this afternoon for a couple of miles or so. Now, what
makes me so mad is the assumption of these blackguards that I don't
know my own mind. I go out for a stroll, and the first cabby I pass
wants to take me to Pozzuoli or Vesuvius--or Jericho, for aught I know.
It's no use showing him that I haven't the slightest intention of going
to any such place. What the deuce! does the fellow suppose he can
persuade me or badger me into doing what I've no mind to do? Does he
take me for an ass? It's the insult of the thing that riles me! The
same if I look in at a shop window; out rushes a gabbling swindler, and
wants to drag me in--"
"Only to _take_ you in, Mr. Bradshaw," interjected Eleanor.
"Good! To take me in, with a vengeance. Why, if I've a mind to buy,
shan't I go in of my own accord? And isn't it a sure and certain thing
that I shall never spend a halfpenny with a scoundrel who attacks me
like that?"
"How can you expect foreigners to reason, Jacob?" exclaimed Mrs.
Bradshaw.
"You should take these things as compliments," remarked Spence. "They
see an Englishman coming along, and as a matter of course they consider
him a person of wealth and leisure, who will be grateful to any one for
suggesting how he can kill time. Having nothing in the world to do but
enjoy himself, why shouldn't the English lord drive to Baiae and back,
just to get an appetite?"
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