Let it be added that Professor de Bohun had acquired, from so much
concentrated study upon dodekahedral crystals--with fatiguing excursions
among the octohedrals--a pleasing habit of repeating a word, never less
than three times, and sometimes six or eight.
In dress the old gentleman was careless, and, though perpetually
washing, never apparently clean. However, he did shave--save for the
whiskers which were the badge of his attainments in the learned world.
There was expected a third man, as young as, or younger than, Lord
Galton, and of a very different and meaner kind, a certain Hamish
McTaggart, who had become suddenly famous within the narrow circle of
the people in the know, because the Prime Minister, upon reading an
article of his upon Protection had said--in the full hearing of the very
narrow circle--"This is the only man on Protection whom I really
understand." The article had appeared by the order of McTaggart's master
in _The Howl_, whence it may be rightly assumed that McTaggart knew no
more of economics than would a warthog of Botticelli. Hence the lucid
style which the Prime Minister had saluted with such discovering joy.
His argument had been very simple. If you prevent things coming in to
the sacred Island, Albion, the Albionese will have to make these things
for themselves, and that means more employment, doesn't it? The truth
had struck the Prime Minister with far more effect thus set down in
clean print, than when he had heard it, as he had heard it a thousand
times, from the proprietor of _The Howl_, whom he had himself so rightly
ennobled.
Therefore was Hamish McTaggart now glowing with a vivid, though, alas!
restricted fame.
He himself was getting heartily tired of it. It had halved his
income--that is, it had brought it down below five hundred pounds a
year. No one would print him except upon the subject of Protection, and
he had to write in the way that was really understood. And he was
allowed to write only in those papers peculiar to the little inner
circle with the little inner circulation corresponding--and there's no
money in that! When he wanted to write about tigers, and get his
expenses paid free to the East and a lump sum--a job he would have got
for the asking two years before, when he wrote by the thousand words, to
order, just after leaving the University--he was asked what on earth he
knew about it? Tigers! And was bundled back to Protection.
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