"A bird 'ops," pontificated Mr. Collop, significantly. "'E don't
run--'cept ostriches and such like. 'E 'ops. Foller me!"
His left hand slightly clenched, with his right he pointed down
continuously to the border of the snow, whence, at short intervals,
those two triple marks appeared and reappeared.
"Mark you," said Mr. Collop, facing the group--the now half-frozen
group. "I said, a bird 'ops. What 'opped 'ere? A bird!"
They approached the fatal tree.
"And 'ere," said Mr. Collop in the tone of a guide conducting a party of
tourists, "our marks are lost. And for why? 'E takes the air! Whither
will 'e take the air? Put ye'self in his place. Whither would a bird
take the air from hence, seeing what fatal burden 'e bore in 'is beak?"
He half waved, half pointed, with his left hand at the hollow-branched
stump just higher than their heads and some ten feet away. "Foller me,"
he said again.
They followed him--but not to the point of going on the snow, which Mr.
Collop did with great courage and resolution. He stood on tiptoe by the
trunk and stretched his clenched left hand upward, groped with it hidden
to the wrist in the hollow of the rotten branch, lifted it out again
high between them and the frosty January sky. There held between the
thumb and forefinger, unmistakable, recovered, was the Emerald.
"What did I tell yer?" he waved triumphantly in that keen air, "Brains,
gentlemen ... ladies _and_ gentlemen, I mean.... Brains! Induction." And
he calmly slipped the gem into his pocket.
Had they been in a warm room they would have applauded: it was so
exactly like the best tricks. But they were cold. They huddled back. It
was only twenty or thirty yards; they would be in the warmth again in a
moment.
I know very well that there ought to have been a shock of surprise. A
cheer. Excitement. What you will. But, Lord! it was so cold!
One by one they clambered, straddled, strode, vaulted, crawled and
shambled over the low window ledge and back into the room. Mr. Collop
came last, and slammed the window down behind him: and Aunt Amelia
welcomed them as might the old nurse of Ulysses when he returned at last
from so much wandering. As the warm air revived them they began to feel
him, very rightly, a hero.
"Now," said he, "shall I show ye all 'ow these things are done? Step by
step, unbeknownst to others? Ah! It's worth knowing! Look 'ere," and he
began, their interest rising as their blood began to move again: "You
mayn't see it, but I see it, here on this parky floor." He stooped down
and tapped it with his finger. "Little marks. Little marks."
There were no little marks--but no matter. He had done his best to
suggest them. The Professor greatly helped them by his folly.
"Yes! I see! Oh! Yes! Most interesting! I see them now!"
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