"And where does they lead? Why, to the winder. Then what did I say to
myself? I ses, 'A bird! A daw!' And mark you, gentlemen--ladies and
gentlemen, I mean--I didn't come to that blindly, either. For you'll
pardon me, but I know what you'd all said."
The guests looked--or at least, most of them did--at their host. But he
was modestly regarding the carpet.
"I know as 'ow you 'ad, all or most of you, felt suspected like and
might well enough think you could each o' ye be certain which o' ye it
was. And ye were wrong," he continued, wagging his head solemnly. "Orl
wrong! It was but an innocent bird. Or a thievish bird. Any'ow--a bird.
That's what it was--a bird. When I 'eard of your confusion from our good
host here"--and again Mr. de Bohun looked anyhow--"I says to meself,
'They're innocent, they are!' That was my first clue. Orl innocent," he
emphasized cheerily, nodding in a nice heartening way to McTaggart, the
Professor and young Galton, the last of whom said, almost audibly, to
Vic, "The stinker!" and to whom Vic whispered back, "Well, he found it,
anyhow!"
"Orl innocent," went on Mr. Collop. "Orl as white as the driven snow.
And 'oo set things right and proved you so? Why, yours truly.... First,
arter I'd thought 'ard orl night, I looks by the first white o' morning
at the parky--and sure enough I sees them faint prints on the wax, like:
an' them near the winder. What are the birds as thieves? Why, daws! Now,
ladies and gentlemen, daws 'as claws; talons, ye may call 'em, of a
'ighly partic'lar kind. It's our business in my trade to know orl we
can--and I can tell a daw's claws from any other claws, or paws ... any
other in the wide world.
"So wot does I do? In this same early morning, afore any one of ye were
up--at any rate, afore any of yer had showed themselves, I was out
trailing. Sure enough, there I found where the bird had gone, for I
marked his prints on the snow. When I found where the bird 'ad 'opped
to, I follered to where he'd sat on the air. When I found where he'd
taken the air, what does I do? Did I say to myself, ''E 'as flown far,
far away; give up the search, William Collop? You are proven right, but
the hem'rald will not be seen again by mortal eye.' Did I despair thus?
No, not I! I thinks to myself, knowing the habits of birds better than
most--we 'ave to know such things in our trade--he 'as put it near by,
so's to be able to come and gloat on it. They love to go and gloat on
what they 'ave taken, do daws. Then I noted that rotten stump o' branch
just convenient to the bird where he took the air, and I says
'Yureeker,' which is, being interpreted, 'Found.' But I didn't touch
that bole; no, I trusted to my induction. I was as sure it was there as
though I'd seen it, and I wanted to lead up to it step by step so's ye
might be witness to the discovery. Weren't I right?
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