The Emigrants Of Ahadarra: The Works of William Carleton, Volume Two — John Shaqi
The Emigrants Of Ahadarra: The Works of William Carleton, Volume TwoCarleton, William
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The Emigrants Of Ahadarra: The Works of William Carleton, Volume Two
Carleton, William
Ireland -- Social life and customs -- Fiction
The persons assembled were in every way worthy of the place and its
dependencies. Seated fronting the fire was our friend Teddy Phats, which
was the only name he was ever known by, his wild, beetle brows lit into
a red, frightful glare of savage mirth that seemed incapable, in its
highest glee, to disengage itself entirely from an expression of the
man's unquenchable ferocity. Opposite to him sat a tall, smut-faced,
truculent-looking young fellow, with two piercing eyes and a pair of
grim brows, which, when taken into conjunction with a hard, unfeeling
mouth, from the corners of which two right lines ran down his chin,
giving that part of his face a most dismal expression, constituted
a countenance that matched exceedingly well with the visage of Teddy
Phats. This worthy gentleman was a tinker, and one of Hogan's brothers,
whom we have already introduced to our readers. Scattered about the fire
and through the cavern were a party of countrymen who came to purchase
whiskey for a wedding, and three or four publicans and shebeenmen who
had come on professional business. Some were drinking, some indulging in
song, and some were already lying drunk or asleep in different parts
of this subterraneous pandemonium. Exalted in what was considered the
position of honor sat a country hedge-schoolmaster, his mellow eye
beaming with something between natural humor, a sense of his own
importance, and the influence of pure whiskey, fresh it is called, from
the Still-eye.
“Here, Teddy,” said one of the countrymen, “will you fill the bottle
again.”
“No,” replied Teddy, who though as cunning as the devil himself, could
seldom be got to speak anything better than broken English, and that of
such a character that it was often scarcely intelligible.
“No,” he replied; “I gav'd you wan bottle 'idout payment fwhor her, an'
by shapers I won't give none oder.”
“Why, you burning beauty, aren't we takin' ten gallons, an' will you
begrudge us a second bottle?”
“Shiss--devil purshue de bottle more ye'll drunk here 'idout de
_airigad_, (* Money) dat's fwhat you will.”
“Teddy,” said the schoolmaster, “I drink propitiation to you as a
profissional gintle-man! No man uses more indepindent language than you
do. You are under no earthly obligation to Messrs. Syntax and Prosody.
Grammar, my worthy friend, is banished as an intruder from your
elocution, just as you would exclude a gauger from your Still-house.”
“Fwhat about de gagur!” exclaimed Teddy, starting; “d--n him an'
shun-tax an' every oder tax, rint an' all--hee! hee! hee!”
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