"That our generation all over the world has got out of Marillo Park.
Marillo Park is a back number. It’s as out of date as the hat you wore
five years ago. You couldn’t give it away to the poor, because the poor
don’t wear that kind of thing, and the rich have gone on to a new
fashion. Listen, old lady. The thing I’d hate worst of all for dad and
you is to see you left behind, trying to put over the footlights a lot
of old gags that the audience swallowed in its time, but which don’t get
a laugh any more. The actor who tries to do that is pass-ay forever—"
"If you’d keep to English, Bob, I should understand you a little
better."
Bob grew excited, laying down the law on the palm of his left hand with
the forefinger of the right, while Max, all aquiver, scored the points
with his terrific tail.
"I’ll not only keep to English, but I’ll tell you the line to take if
you want to remain the up-to-date, bright-as-a-button old lady you are."
"I should be grateful."
"Then here goes. Take a long breath. Keep your wig on. Put your feet in
plaster casts so as not to kick." He summoned his forces to speak
strongly. "If Edith was to pick out a man she wanted to marry—and I was
to pick out a girl—no matter who—it would be the chic new stuff for
father and you—"
But the chic new stuff for father and her was not laid down on the palm
of the hand for the reason that a portly shadow was seen to move within
the dimness of the drawing-room. At the same time, Max’s joy was stifled
by the appearance on the terrace of Dauphin, the Irish setter, who was
consciously the dog _en tître_ of the master of the house. Mrs.
Collingham composed herself. Edith picked up a tennis ball from the
flags and jumped it on her racket. Bob put a cigarette in his mouth and
struck a match. It was the unwritten law of the family not to risk
intimate discussion before a tribunal too august.
Once he had reached the terrace, it was plain that Collingham was tired.
His shoulders were hunched; his walk had no spring in it.
"I’m all in," he sighed, sinking into the teakwood chair.
"Poor father!"
Edith dropped a hand on his shoulder. He drew it down to his lips and
kissed it.
"You’d like your tea, wouldn’t you?" The solicitude was his wife’s. "We
were just going to have it. Bob, do find Gossip and tell him to bring it
here."
Bob limped into the house and out again. By the time he had returned,
his father was saying:
"Yes; it’s been a trying day. Among other things I’ve had to dismiss old
Follett."
"The devil you have!"
The exclamation was so heartfelt as to turn all eyes on the young man.
"Why, Bob dear," his mother asked, craftily, "what difference does it
make to you?"
Bob did his best to recapture a position he was not yet ready to
abandon.
"It may not make any difference to me, but—but how is he going to live?"
"Is that your responsibility?"
Edith came to her brother’s rescue.
"It’s some one’s responsibility, mother."
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
Reviews
Reviews
No reviews yet
Be the first to share your thoughts on this work.
Join the Discussion
Join the discussion
Sign in to leave a comment or review.
Sign InorCreate an account