But Boswell's fears were not realized. Charles and Louis were perfectly
delighted with the trolley-party, and long before we reached home the
former had rung up the fare-register to its full capacity, while the
latter, a half-a-dozen times, delightedly occupied himself in mastering
the intricacies of the overhead wire. The trolley-party was an undoubted
success. The same remains to be said of the vaudeville expedition of
the following week. The same guests and potentates attended this, to
the number of twenty, and the Boswell tours were accounted a great
enterprise, and bade fair to redeem the losses of the eminent journalist
incurred during Xanthippe's administration of his affairs; but after
the bicycle night I had to withdraw from the combination to save my
reputation. The fact upon which I had not counted was that my neighbors
began to think me insane. I had failed to remember that none of these
visiting spirits was visible to us in this material world, and while
my fellow-townsmen were disposed to lay up my hiring of a special
trolley-car for my own private and particular use against the
eccentricity of genius, they marvelled greatly that I should purchase
twenty of the best seats at a vaudeville show seemingly for my own
exclusive use. When, besides this, they saw me start off apparently
alone on one tandem bicycle, followed by twenty-eight other empty
wheels, which they could not know were manipulated by some of the most
famous legs in the history of the world, from Noah's down to those
of Henry Fielding the novelist, they began to regard me as something
uncanny.
Nor can I blame them. It seems to me that if I saw one man scorching
along a road alone on a tandem bicycle chatting to an empty front-seat,
I should think him queer, but if following in his wake I perceived
twenty-eight other wheels, scorching up hill and down dale without any
visible motive power, I should regard him as one who was in league with
the devil himself.
Nevertheless, I judge from what Boswell has told me that I am regarded
in Hades as a great benefactor of the people there, for having
established a series of excursions from that world into this, a service
which has done much to convince the Stygians that after all, if only by
contrast, the life below has its redeeming features.
VII. AN IMPORTANT DECISION
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