The English Orphans; Or, A Home in the New WorldHolmes, Mary Jane
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The English Orphans; Or, A Home in the New World
Holmes, Mary Jane
Orphans -- Fiction
When Mrs. Parker became too feeble to work, Miss Grundy immediately
stepped into her place, filling it so well, that as Sal had said, Mr.
Parker bore a great deal from her, knowing that no one whom he could
hire would do as well, or save as much as she did. Sal Furbush she
could neither manage nor make work, and she vented her spite towards
her by getting her shut up on the slightest pretexts. Sal knew very
well to whom she was indebted for her "temporary seclusions," as she
called them, and she exerted herself to repay the debt with interest.
Sometimes on a sultry summer morning, when the perspiration stood
thickly on Miss Grundy's face as she bent over a red-hot cook-stove in
the kitchen, Sal with her, feet in the brook, which ran through the
back yard, and a big palm-leaf fan in her hand, would call out from
some shady spot, "Hallo, Miss Grundy, don't you wish you were a lady
boarder, and could be as cool and as comfortable as I am?"
Occasionally, too, when safely fastened in the pantry enjoying her
green tea and Boston crackers, she would be startled with the words,
"That must have an excellent relish!" and looking up, she would spy
Sal, cosily seated on the top shelf, eyeing her movements
complacently, and offering, perhaps, to assist her if she found the
tea too strong!
Miss Grundy wore a wig, and as she seemed disturbed whenever the fact
was mentioned, the walls of the house both inside and out were
frequently ornamented with ludicrous pictures of herself, in which she
was sometimes represented as entirely bald-headed, while with
spectacles on the end of her nose, she appeared to be peering hither
and thither in quest of her wig. On these occasions Miss Grundy's
wrath knew no bounds, and going to Mr. Parker she would lay the case
before him in so aggravated a form, that at last to get rid of her, he
would promise that, for the next offence, Sal should be shut up. In
this way the poor woman, to use her own words, "was secluded from the
visible world nearly half the time."
With the other inmates of the house, however, she was a special
favorite, and many were the kind turns which she had done for the lame
woman, whom Miss Grundy took delight in reminding that "she didn't
half earn the salt to her porridge."
Next to the wig, nothing more annoyed Miss Grundy than to see Sal,
with grammar in hand, perched upon the window sill or table, and
repeating at the top of her voice the "rules," of which every fourth
one seemed to have been made with direct reference to herself. But it
was of no use for Miss Grundy to complain of this, for as Sal said,
"Mr. Parker merely winked at it as the vagaries of a disordered mind,"
and she was free to quote her grammar from morning till night.
Whenever she was crazier than usual, her command of language was
proportionately greater, and her references to her grammar more
frequent, while no one in the house could venture a remark without
being immediately corrected for some impropriety of speech.
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