I slept but little my self, that night, partly, by thinking how this revengful plot of mine would take effect, but chiefly, by reason of my unsatisfied Bed-fellow, who kept me waking, in spight of my teeth. However I arose early, and being but a little way distant, soon got home; where arrived, I understood from my husband, that my Rings were restored, that he had left me his Breeches, as owning me his Master; and so he might well acknowledge, for he was never so whipt for being a naughty Boy, as I caused him to be; and well he escap’d so, having like to have left behind him a most pretious remedy against several female distempers; a _Recipe_, as infallible against all manner of obstructions, as ever was applyed to any _Chalk_, or _Oatmeal Eater_, since _Eve_ lay in with _Cain_ in her first _Child bed_. Immediately after I heard of the rest of that Knights incomparable Adventures, and how he was secured; and had a particular account of the pleasant dress he was in: never did any thing tickle me more, than the Relation, how amply and fully I was, revenged of him; yet I could not but entertain a thought that might incline to pity him; but it would extend no further then than to send him his Cloathes, and withall a Letter, to give my self the plenary satisfaction of laughing at him; and those sufferings he underwent by my procurement; the words and sense were to this purpose. The Letter. Sir, _I am much troubled that one of your age and experiance should prove so meer a_ Novice _in_ Loves-School, _as to be guilty of an amorous_ erratum, _that should deserve the lash: I see now you are a meer_ Baby _in our Sex, and ought to be whipt again into a better understanding. What, trust that Woman whom you have abused! Why, a Child of the_ first head, _in the_ nonage _of Amorous matters, in the_ Hanging sleeves _of Courtship, knew this as a_ Maxime--_that if Love, though never so fervent, be once by abuse converted into hatred, the woman is indefatigable in her revenge, till_ Death _hath put an end to the Controversie. Henceforth be better advised from me, how you behave your self before your little_ Sparkling Goddesses _(as wantonly you are pleased to call them;) if you will preserve your good esteem and be dayly cherisht with their Soul-winning and ravishing Smiles, you must not be relax in your offerings; but if by slighting, cozenage, &c. you instigate their incest_ Deities _to revenge, nothing but an absence, as distant as the two Poles, shall protect you from their subtle and speedy revenge. And now, thank me Sir, that mine hath fallen so slightly on your Shoulders, having given a stript Simmar, for the Gown I should have had: I am sorry though, I had not secured you_ witnesses of manhood, _that they might have been_ Testimonies _continually by me, to assure my self you will not for the future abuse my love, by fondly affecting an other. Lastly, hearing that you are clad, as if you were sent_