The English Spy: An Original Work Characteristic, Satirical, And Humorous.: Comprising Scenes And Sketches In Every Rank Of Society, Being Portraits Drawn From The LifeWestmacott, C. M. (Charles Molloy)
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The English Spy: An Original Work Characteristic, Satirical, And Humorous.: Comprising Scenes And Sketches In Every Rank Of Society, Being Portraits Drawn From The Life
Westmacott, C. M. (Charles Molloy)
England -- Social life and customs; Satire, English; University of Oxford -- Anecdotes
There is as much difference between the rival companies of the two
patent theatres as there is between the habits and conduct of the
managers: in Covent Garden, the gentlemanly manners of Charles Kemble,
and his amiable desire to make all happy around him, has imparted
something of a kindred feeling to the ~366~~performers; and hence,
assisted by the friendly ancient Fawcett, the whole of the establishment
has all the united family feeling of a little commonwealth, struggling
to secure its independence and popularity. Here Bernard's reception was
every thing a young author could wish: kind attention from the company,
and considerative hints for the improvement of his play, accompanied
with the good wishes of all for its success, left an impression of
gratitude upon the mind of the young author, that gave fresh inspiration
to his talents, and increased his confidence in his own abilities. At
Drury Lane the case was far otherwise; and the want of that friendly
attention which distinguished the rival company proved very embarrassing
to the early buddings of dramatic genius. Perhaps a slight sketch of
the scene might not prove uninstructive to young authors, or fail in its
intended effect upon old actors. Reader, imagine Bernard Blackmantle,
an enthusiastic and eccentric child of Genius, seated at the green-room
table, reading his musical farce to the surrounding company, and then
judge what must be the effect of the following little scene.
PROGRAMME.
Bernard Blackmantle reading; Mr. Elliston speaking to Spring, the
box-office keeper; and Mr. Winston in a passion, at the door, with the
master carpenter; Mr. Knight favouring the Author with a few new ideas;
and the whole company engaged in the most amusing way, making side
speeches to one another (see plate).
DOWTON. 'Gad, renounce me--little valorous--d----d annoying, (_looking
at his watch_)--these long rehearsals always spoil my Vauxhall
dinner--More hints to the Author--better keep them for his next piece.
~367~~MUNDEN (sputtering). My wigs and eyes--Dowton's a better part than
mine; I'll have a fit of the gout, on purpose to get out of it--that's
what I will.
KNIGHT (to the Author). My dear boy, it strikes me that it might be much
improved. (Aside) Got an idea; but can't let him have it for nothing.
HARLEY (to Elliston). If this piece succeeds, it can't be played every
night--let Fitz. understudy it--don't breakfast on beef-steaks, now. If
you wish to enjoy health--live at Pimlico--take a run in the parks--and
read Abernethy on constitutional origin.
TERRY (to Mrs. Orger). It's a remarkable thing that the manager should
allow these d----d interruptions. If it was my piece, I would not suffer
it--that's my opinion.
WALLACE (to himself). What a little discontented mortal that is!--it's
the best part in the piece, and he wishes it made still better.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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