The English Spy: An Original Work Characteristic, Satirical, And Humorous.: Comprising Scenes And Sketches In Every Rank Of Society, Being Portraits Drawn From The Life — John Shaqi
The English Spy: An Original Work Characteristic, Satirical, And Humorous.: Comprising Scenes And Sketches In Every Rank Of Society, Being Portraits Drawn From The LifeWestmacott, C. M. (Charles Molloy)
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The English Spy: An Original Work Characteristic, Satirical, And Humorous.: Comprising Scenes And Sketches In Every Rank Of Society, Being Portraits Drawn From The Life
Westmacott, C. M. (Charles Molloy)
England -- Social life and customs; Satire, English; University of Oxford -- Anecdotes
Horatio had just finished his introductory rhapsody, when the door
opened, and my aunt's servant entered with tea and toast: the simmering
of the water round the heated tube of the urn, tingling in the ears of
Heartly, broke the thread of his narration. There was a pause of nearly
a minute, while John was busy in arranging the equipage. "You should
have waited till I had rung, John," said my aunt. "Please your
ladyship," said John, "you directed me always to bring tea in at six
precisely, without waiting for orders." My aunt looked puzzled: "You
are right, John, I did; and (addressing Horatio) the fault of the
interruption must therefore rest with me." Horatio bowed; the compliment
was too flattering to be
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misunderstood. "Draw the curtains, John," said my aunt, "and make up the
fire: we can help ourselves to what we want--you need not wait; and
do not interrupt us again until you are rung for." "This is very
mysterious," thought John, as he closed to the drawing-room door; and
he related what he thought to my lady's maid, when he returned to the
servants' hall. "You are, no conjurer, John," said Mrs. Margaret, with
an oblique inclination of the head, half amorous and half conceited--"the
old lady's will has been signed and sealed these three years; I was
present when it was made--ay, and I signed it too, and what's more, I
knows all its contents; there are some people in the world (viewing
herself in an opposite looking-glass) who may be very differently
circumstanced some day or other." John's heart had long felt a sort of
fluttering inclination to unburthen itself, by linking destinies with
the merry Mrs. Margaret; the prospect of a handsome legacy, or perhaps
an annuity, gave an additional spur to John's affectionate feelings, and
that night he resolved to put the question. All this Mrs. Margaret
had anticipated, and as she was now on the verge of forty, she very
prudently thought there was no time to lose. "They are a pair of
oddities," continued the waiting-maid; "I have sometimes surprised them
both crying, as if their hearts would break, over a new book: I suppose
they have got something very interesting, as my lady calls it and Mr.
Horatio is sermonizing as usual."--Mrs Margaret was not far wrong in her
conjecture, for when my aunt and Horatio were again alone, she rallied
him on the serious complexion of his style.
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CHARACTER OF BERNARD BLACKMANTLE.
BY HORATIO HEARTLY.
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