A SHANDEAN SCENE, BETWEEN LADY MARY OLD-- STYLE AND HORATIO HEARTLY 17 SCHOOL--BOY REMINISCENCES. ON EARLY FRIEND-- SHIP 22 CHARACTER OF BERNARD BLACKMANTLE. BY HORATIO HEARTLY 25 ETON SKETCHES OF CHARACTER 32 THE FIVE PRINCIPAL ORDERS OF ETON--DOCTOR, DAME, COLLEGER, OPPIDAN, AND CAD. A Sketch taken opposite the Long Walk 42 ETON DAMES; AN ODE, NEITHER AMATORY, ILL-- NATURED, NOR PATHETIC 43 ELECTION SATURDAY. A Peep at the Long Chambers--The Banquet--Reflections on parting--Arrival of the Provost of King's College, Cam-- bridge, and the Pozers--The Captain's Oration--Busy Monday --The Oppidan's Farewell--Examination and Election of the Collegers who stand for King's--The aquatic Gala and Fire-- works--Oxonian Visitors--Night--Rambles in Eton--Transfor- mations of Signs and Names--The Feast at the Christopher, with a View of the Oppidan's Museum, and Eton Court of Claims 58 AN ETON ELECTION SCENE 59 HERBERT STOCKHORE, THE MONTEM POET LAUREATE. A Sketch from the Life, as he appeared in the Montem Procession of May, 1823. By Bernard Blackmantle and Robert Transit 67 LIFE IN ETON; A College Chaunt in praise of private Tutors 68 RECOLLECTIONS OF AN OLD ETONIAN 78 ETON MONTEM 96 FAREWELL TO ETON 105 MY VALE 108 THE FRESHMAN. Reflections on leaving Eton University--A Whip--Sketches on the Road--The Joneses of Jesus--Picturesque Appearance of Oxford from the Distance--The Arrival--Welcome of an Old Etonian--Visit to Dr. Dingyman--A University Don-- Presentation to the Big Wig--Ceremony of Matriculation 113 CHRIST CHURCH COLLEGE. Architectural Reminiscences--Descriptive Remarks--Simi- litude between the Characters of Cardinal Wolsey and Napoleon 129 THE DINNER PARTY. Bernard Blackmantle's Visit to Tom Echo--Oxford Phrase- ology--Smuggled Dinners--A College Party described-- Topography of a Man's Room--Portrait of a Bachelor of Arts --Hints to Freshmen--Customs of the University 132