The Essays of Douglas JerroldJerrold, Douglas William
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The Essays of Douglas Jerrold
Jerrold, Douglas William
English essays -- 19th century
Let us consider the two pictures; let us contemplate the working of the
different principles. How revolting the scene of violence! How debasing
to our common nature to witness a mob of denaturalised creatures
bursting in the good man’s door! How they scamper upstairs! Like festal
savages they wave firebrands and torches about their heads as they rush
into the sacred bedroom. The worthy man says a short prayer, and thinks
of his stock—his wife and daughters, trembling for their lives, are
horrified at being seen in nightcaps with their hair in paper! All the
house is in consternation; and, a touch of humanity softening the mob,
they benevolently suffer the silversmith and his family to escape, in
their night-clothes, over the roof, and descend, like cats, into the
gutter of their neighbour. The shop is ransacked of everything; and now
a sanguinary fight is going on behind the counter between two of the
ruffians for the plated top of a pepper-castor. This—this is one
principle of a division of property; as if property was only to be
divided by the blaze of torches and the crackling of rafters! Turn we to
the ennobling contrast.
[Illustration:
“Politely receives his destroyer”
]
Mark the swindler! How graciously he descends from his chariot—for the
swindler of first-rate genius rarely marauds on foot—and with what a
composed elegance, with what a perfect self-possession he enters the
shop! There is something inexpressibly taking in his manner. Surveying
him from head to foot, we cannot repress the opinion that the “age of
chivalry” is _not_ past. He is the knight of later times—the Chevalier
Bayard in a round hat. _Sans peur_ glows in his eyeball, and the
whiteness of his kid gloves is _sans reproche_! Two or three centuries
ago he had, with mailed hand, “shaken the bags of hoarding abbots,” and
now comes he, with a condescending smile at his mouth, to deal with a
silversmith. See! he crosses the threshold—treads the shop. It is
impossible to resist the fascination of his lofty courtesy. The
tradesman, wary as he is—suspicious as loss after loss has made
him—despite of himself, confesses the supremacy of the stranger, and,
with a smiling lip, a twinkling eye, folded palms, and inclined back,
politely receives his destroyer. A conversation ensues; and the
swindler—I am of course putting the case of a man of genius—fastens upon
the tradesman, who every moment becomes more deeply impressed with the
consequence of his patron; and therefore, having flung to the winds all
low suspicion, is the most obsequious, the most humble servant of the
swindler. There is nothing too costly for him—nothing too curious; no
order too difficult to be met—no time too short for the accomplishment
of his wishes. The swindler is evidently a man of the very highest
consequence; and the silversmith, if I may adopt a homely expression, is
inevitably _done_, ay, done—
“—as brown as a berry.”[13]
Footnote 13:
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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