The Essays of Douglas JerroldJerrold, Douglas William
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The Essays of Douglas Jerrold
Jerrold, Douglas William
English essays -- 19th century
A LEARNED rabbi, Ben Eli, had filled three thick MS. folios with the
adventures of a certain ape, a sojourner at the court of the wisest of
kings. Though the work has hitherto been withheld from the world, it
seems not unlikely that it has long been the acknowledged model of many
biographies. We conceive there is internal evidence in the history of
thousands of courtiers, that the writers were aware how much the erudite
Ben Eli could make of an ape. They who have gravely registered the
slightest formality, the most evanescent word or gesture of certain
heroes, must have had in their memory the first chronicler of monkey
tricks. There was a time when it would have been the simplest and safest
course to publish the entire folio: in former days, readers were like
hogs, whose master had the right of pannage: they were turned into the
literary forest to root, and grub up, and become as fat as they might.
Now, it is not enough to show them the tree of knowledge; but it is
compulsory on those who drive the “dreadful trade,” to clamber the
branches, and gather the fruit. Nay, and when gathered, the apple serves
not the epicure of our day, if it be not carefully pared and sliced;
and, in some instances, presented on a fork of standard gold or silver.
Moreover, cases have happened wherein the quality of the fork hath been
cavilled for, more than that of the apple: thus, an embossed implement
hath at times passed off a sorry crab. Once it was enough for wisdom to
point out the wood where grew the nuts: now must she gather and crack
them.
Thus much by way of feeble apology for the licence we have taken with
the folios of the venerable Ben Eli. We have wandered through their
forest of leaves; we have picked all we could lay our hands upon; we
have torn away the husk—have broken the shell—and for the few
kernels—gentle feeder, some of them are before you.
“And the ape became a favourite with the servants of Solomon. And the
women smiled upon him, and the men laughed at his grimace; and the ape
was puffed with pride, and became a proverb to the wise. And the ape
forgot the mother that bore him, and the father that begat him, and the
wood which, in the days of his youth, did give him shadow. And—brief be
the words—the ape forgot he was an ape.
“There was a strange woman in the court of King Solomon. She was
beautiful as light; and many men did try for the love of the strange
woman; for she was a princess in her own country.
“And it fell, that the woman looked from her window, and beheld in the
court below the ape stretched, sleeping in the sun: for it was high
noon, and there was silence on all things. But in the heart of the
strange woman there was no peace, for she thought of her father’s tents.
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