The Essays of Douglas JerroldJerrold, Douglas William
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The Essays of Douglas Jerrold
Jerrold, Douglas William
English essays -- 19th century
The next morning neighbours met at the closed door and windows of the
goldsmith, and knocked and shouted, shouted and knocked. They were,
however, reduced to a crowbar, and, at length, burst into the house.
Every place was searched, but there was nowhere visible old Stephen
Curlew. Days passed on, and strange stories filled the ears of men. One
neighbour vowed that he had had a dream or a vision, he knew not which,
wherein he saw the goldsmith whirled down the Strand in a chariot drawn
by a lion and a tiger, and driven by a half-naked young man, wearing a
panther skin, and on his head vine-leaves and ivy. An old woman swore
that she had seen Stephen carried away by a dozen devils (very much in
liquor), with red faces and goat legs. However, in less than a month,
the goldsmith’s nephew, a scrivener’s clerk, took possession of Curlew’s
wealth, and became a new-made butterfly with golden wings. As for
Stephen, after various speculations, it was concluded, to the
satisfaction of all parties, that he must have been carried away by
Satan himself, and the nephew cared not to combat popular opinions. But
such, in truth, was not the end of the goldsmith. Hear it.
* * * * *
Stephen, possessed by the thought of the cellar, with the one flask, a
lamp, nails, and hammer, proceeded to the sacred crypt. He arrived in
the vault, and having kissed the flask, reverently put it down, and
straightway addressed himself to the work. Closing the door, he drove
the first nail, the second, third; and borrowing new strength from the
greatness of his purpose, he struck each nail upon the head with the
force and precision of a Cyclops, burying it deep in the oak. With this
new-found might he drove eleven nails; the twelfth was between his thumb
and finger, when looking round—oh! sad mishap, heavy mischance! awful
error!—he had driven the nails from the wrong side! In a word—and we
tremble while we write it—he had nailed himself in! There he stood, and
there stood the flask. He gasped with horror; his foot stumbled, struck
the lamp, it fell over, and the light went out.
Shall we write further on the agony of Stephen Curlew? Shall we describe
how he clawed and struck at the door, now in the hope to wrench a nail,
and now to alarm the breathing men above? No; we will not dwell upon the
horror; it is enough that the fate of the goldsmith was dimly shadowed
forth in the following paragraph of last Saturday:—
“Some labourers, digging a foundation near”—no, we will not name the
place, for the family of the Curlews is not yet extinct, and there may
be descendants in the neighbourhood—“near——, found a skeleton. A hammer
was beside it, with several long nails: a small wine flask was also
found near the remains, which, it is considered, could not have been in
the vault in which they were discovered less than a century and
three-quarters!”
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