The Essays of Douglas JerroldJerrold, Douglas William
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The Essays of Douglas Jerrold
Jerrold, Douglas William
English essays -- 19th century
But what is the tailor of the nineteenth century? What doth he for
nobility? Alas! next to nothing. The gentleman is no longer the creature
of the tailor’s hands—the being of his shop-board. The gentleman must
dress himself in ease, in affability, in the gentler and calmer
courtesies of life, to make distinguishable the nobility of his nature
from the homeliness, the vulgarity of the very man who, it may be, finds
nobility in shoe-leather. Thus, gentility of blood, deprived by
innovation of its external livery—denied the outward marks of
supremacy—is thrown upon its bare self to make good its prerogative.
Manner must now do the former duty of fine clothes.
State, too, was in the blessed times of Elizabeth a most majestic
matter. The queen’s carriage, unlike Victoria’s, was a vehicle wondrous
in the eyes of men as the chariot of King Pharaoh. Now, does every poor
man keep his coach—price sixpence! How does the economy of luxury
vulgarise the indulgence?
[Illustration:
“Rank preached its high prerogative from externals”
]
Travelling was then a grave and serious adventure. The horse-litter was
certainly a more dignified means of transit than the fuming, boiling,
roaring steam-engine, that rushes forward with a man as though the human
anatomy was no more than a woolpack. In the good old times of Queen
Bess, a man might take his five long days and more for a hundred miles,
putting up, after a week’s jolting, at his hostelry, the Queen’s Head of
Islington, for one good night’s rest, ere he should gird up his loins to
enter London. Now is man taught to lose all respect for the hoariness of
time by the quickness of motion. Now may he pass over two hundred miles
in some seven or eight hours if he will, taking his first meal in the
heart of Lancashire, and his good-night glass at a Geneva palace in
London. Is it wonderful that our present days should abound more in
sinful levity than the days of the good Queen Elizabeth, seeing that we
may, in the same space of time, crowd so much more iniquity? The truth
is, science has thrown so many hours upon our hands, that we are
compelled to kill them with all sorts of arrows—which, as moralists
declare, have mortal poison at the barb, however gay and brilliant may
be the feathers that carry it home. Dreadful will be the time when that
subtle fiend, science, shall perform nearly all human drudgery; for then
men in their very idleness will have nought else to destroy save their
own souls; and the destruction will, of course, be quicker, and, to the
father of all mischief, much more satisfactory.
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