The Essays of Douglas JerroldJerrold, Douglas William
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The Essays of Douglas Jerrold
Jerrold, Douglas William
English essays -- 19th century
A very good man was St Becky’s husband, but with his heart a little too
much in his bottle. Port wine—red port wine—was his delight, and his
constant cry was—bee’s-wing. Now as he sat tipsy in his arbour, a wasp
dropped into his glass, and the wasp was swallowed, stinging the man
inwardly. Doctors crowded, and with much ado the man’s life was saved.
Now St Becky nursed her husband tenderly to health, and upbraided him
not; but she said these words, and they reformed him:—“_My dear, take
wine, and bless your heart with it—but wine in moderation: else, never
forget that the bee’s wing of to-day becomes the wasp’s sting of
to-morrow._”
ST LILY
St Lily was the wife of a poor man, who tried to support his family—and
the children were many—by writing books. But in those days it was not as
easy for a man to find a publisher as to say his paternoster. Many were
the books that were written by the husband of St Lily; but to every book
St Lily gave at least two babes. However, blithe as the cricket was the
spirit that ruled about the hearth of St Lily. And how she helped her
helpmate! She smiled sunbeams into his ink bottle, and turned his goose
pen to the quill of a dove! She made the paper he wrote on as white as
her name, and as fragrant as her soul. And when folks wondered how St
Lily managed so lightly with fortune’s troubles, she always answered,
that she never heeded them, for _troubles were like babies, and only
grew the bigger by nursing_.
ST FANNY
St Fanny was a notable housewife. Her house was a temple of neatness.
Kings might have dined upon her staircase! Now her great delight was to
provide all things comfortable for her husband, a hard-working merchant,
much abroad, but loving his home. Now one night he returned tired and
hungry, and, by some mischance, there was nothing for supper. Shops were
shut; and great was the grief of St Fanny. Taking off a bracelet of seed
pearl she said, “_I’d give this ten times over for a supper for my
husband._” And every pearl straightway became an oyster, and St Fanny
opened—the husband ate—and lo! in every oyster was a pearl as big as a
hazel nut; and so was St Fanny made rich for life.
ST FLORENCE OR ST NIGHTINGALE
St Florence, by her works, had her lips blessed with comforting, and her
hands touched with healing; and she crossed the sea, and built
hospitals, and solaced, and restored. And so long as English mistletoe
gathers beneath it truthful hearts, and English holly brightens happy
eyes, so long will Englishmen, at home or abroad, on land or on the
wave—so long, in memory of that Eastern Christmas, will they cry—_God
bless St Florence! Bless St Nightingale!_
ST JENNY
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