The Essays of Douglas JerroldJerrold, Douglas William
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The Essays of Douglas Jerrold
Jerrold, Douglas William
English essays -- 19th century
St Jenny was wedded to a very poor man; they had scarcely bread to keep
them; but Jenny was of so sweet a temper that even want bore a bright
face, and Jenny always smiled. In the worst seasons Jenny would spare
crumbs for the birds, and sugar for the bees. Now it so happened that
one autumn a storm rent their cot in twenty places apart; when, behold,
between the joists, from the basement to the roof, there was nothing but
honeycomb and honey—a little fortune for St Jenny and her husband, in
honey. Now some said it was the bees, but more declared it was the sweet
temper of St Jenny that had filled the poor man’s house with honey.
[Illustration:
Saint Jenny
]
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[Illustration]
CAT-AND-FIDDLE MORALITIES
The Tale of a Tiger
FOR fifteen years had the large wooden arm-chair of the Cat-and-Fiddle
been consecrated to the use of Captain Bam. He would sit in it as it
were a throne; and the customary guests of the hostelry paid him
affectionate loyalty. He had won all hearts by his odd, kind ways; he
had become the familiar oracle of all by his strange, yet wise sayings.
He had, too, the rare and happy knack of so mixing his wisdom with his
drollery, that when men laughed and swallowed his jest, they also, like
children cheated with sweetened physic, swallowed something that in
proper season would do them hearty good. And then there was a mystery
about Captain Bam; and, at times, mystery is a sort of sauce to human
character. It will now and then give a strange relish to what without it
would be insipid commonplace. Not that it was so with Captain Bam.
Certainly not; but the mystery was this. Fifteen years before—on a
sharp, wintry afternoon—he crossed the threshold of the Cat-and-Fiddle.
He carried a small leathern pack, and appeared otherwise appointed for a
long pilgrimage. It was, we say, sharp, blighting weather, and Captain
Bam called hastily for a mug of ale. “A mug of ale, and directly,” said
Captain Bam, “for I can’t stop a minute.” The ale was brought, and the
Captain hastily took a long draught thereof. He then drew his breath,
and a smile as from the very roots of his heart broke over his face, and
his eye strangely glimmered and twinkled upon the landlord. “_Eureka!_”
said Captain Bam, and the host looked. “_Eureka!_” again exclaimed the
Captain. “Take my pack,” he said, in a voice trembling with the fulness
of satisfaction, “take my pack—I will rest here.”
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