The Eternal Boy: Being the Story of the Prodigious HickeyJohnson, Owen
General
The Eternal Boy: Being the Story of the Prodigious Hickey
Johnson, Owen
Preparatory schools -- Fiction
"Have I made any demands?" said Crazy, coolly.
"Come now--yes or no!"
"Are you handing it to me?"
A fresh storm of indignation was interrupted by the sudden tumultuous
reappearance of Wash Simmons, shouting:
"Fellows, Butsey White and the Green have sold out to the Mugwumps!"
Crazy Opdyke sat down again.
A long silence succeeded. Then Cheyenne Baxter, mutely interrogating
every glance, rose and said:
"Crazy, you win. The chairmanship is yours. Will you take it on a
silver platter or with a bouquet of roses?"
That evening, when Hickey went to report to Ernest Garrison Baldwin, he
found that civic reformer in a somewhat perturbed condition.
"I'm afraid, Hicks," he said dubiously, "that the campaign is getting
a wrong emphasis. It seems to me that those Federalist banners are not
only in questionable taste, but show a frivolous and trifling attitude
toward this great opportunity."
"It's just the humour of the campaign, sir," said Hickey reassuringly;
"I wouldn't take them seriously."
"Another thing, Hicks; I'm rather surprised that the management of the
campaign does not seem to be in the hands of the very representative
committee you originally selected."
"Yes, sir," said Hickey; "we realise that; but we're making a change
in our party at least which will please you. Opdyke is going to take
control."
"Indeed! That is reassuring; that is a guarantee on your side, at
least, of a dignified, honourable canvass."
"Oh, yes, sir," said Hickey.
He left gravely and scampered across the campus. Suddenly from the
Woodhull Toots Cortell's trumpet squeaked out. At the same moment the
first Anti-Fed banner was flung out, thus conceived:
TURN THE ROBBERS OUT
NO MORE GRAFTING
NO MORE GOUGING THE UNDER FORMERS
FACULTY SUPERVISION MEANS
SAVING TO THE POCKET
OUT WITH THE BLACKMAILERS
The astute and professional hand of the Honourable Crazy Opdyke was
felt at once. The Anti-Fed party, while still advocating faculty
control of the athletic finances for purposes of efficiency and
economy, now shifted the ground by a series of brilliant strokes.
The third day of the campaign had hardly opened when the four fusion
houses displayed prominently the following proclamation:
ECONOMY AND JIGGERS
FACULTY MANAGEMENT OF THE FINANCES
MEANS RIGID ECONOMY
PROTECTION OF THE WEAK
FROM THE TYRANNY OF THE TAX GATHERER
EQUITABLE PRO-RATA
LEVYING OF CONTRIBUTIONS
ECONOMY MEANS MORE JIGGERS
MORE JIGGERS MEANS
MORE HAPPINESS FOR THE GREATER NUMBER
VOTE FOR THE FATTER POCKETBOOK
Hardly had this argument to the universal appetite been posted before
the Feds retorted by posting a proclamation:
FACULTY PLOT
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
Reviews
Reviews
No reviews yet
Be the first to share your thoughts on this work.
Elsewhere in the archive
Join the Discussion
Join the discussion
Sign in to leave a comment or review.
Sign InorCreate an account