The Eternal Boy: Being the Story of the Prodigious HickeyJohnson, Owen
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The Eternal Boy: Being the Story of the Prodigious Hickey
Johnson, Owen
Preparatory schools -- Fiction
Conover's was not in the catalogue that anxious parents study, but then
catalogues are like epitaphs in a cemetery. Next to the jigger-shop,
Conover's was quite the most important institution in the school. In a
little white Colonial cottage, Conover, veteran of the late war, and
Mrs. Conover, still in active service, supplied pancakes and maple
syrup on a cash basis, two dollars credit to second-year boys in good
repute. Conover's, too, had its traditions. Twenty-six pancakes, large
and thick, in one continuous sitting, was the record, five years old,
standing to the credit of Guzzler Wilkins, which succeeding classes had
attacked in vain. Wily Conover, to stimulate such profitable tests, had
solemnly pledged himself to the delivery of free pancakes to all comers
during that day on which any boy, at one continuous sitting, unaided,
should succeed in swallowing the awful number of thirty-two. Conover
was not considered a prodigal.
This deed of heroic accomplishment and public benefaction was the
true goal of Hickey's planning. The test of the jigger-shop was but a
preliminary trying out. With medical caution, Doc Macnooder refused to
permit Smeed to go beyond the ten doubles, holding very wisely that the
jigger record could wait for a further day. The amazed Al was sworn to
secrecy.
It was Wednesday, and the following Saturday was decided upon for the
supreme test at Conover's. Smeed at once was subjected to a graduated
system of starvation. Thursday he was hungry, but Friday he was so
ravenous that a watch was instituted on all his movements.
The next morning the Dickinson House, let into the secret, accompanied
Smeed to Conover's. If there was even a possibility of free pancakes,
the House intended to be satisfied before the deluge broke.
Great was the astonishment at Conover's at the arrival of the
procession.
"Mr. Conover," said Hickey, in the quality of manager, "we're going
after that pancake record."
"Mr. Wilkins' record?" said Conover, seeking vainly the champion in the
crowd.
"No--after that record of _yours_," answered Hickey. "Thirty-two
pancakes--we're here to get free pancakes to-day--that's what we're
here for."
"So, boys, so," said Conover, smiling pleasantly; "and you want to
begin now?"
"Right off the bat."
"Well, where is he?"
Little Smeed, famished to the point of tears, was thrust forward.
Conover, who was expecting something on the lines of a buffalo, smiled
confidently.
"So, boys, so," he said, leading the way with alacrity. "I guess we're
ready, too."
"Thirty-two pancakes, Conover--and we get 'em free!"
"That's right," answered Conover, secure in his knowledge of boyish
capacity. "If that little boy there can eat thirty-two I'll make
them all day free to the school. That's what I said, and what I say
goes--and that's what I say now."
Hickey and Doc Macnooder whispered the last instructions in Smeed's ear.
"Cut out the syrup."
"Loosen your belt."
"Eat slowly."
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