The Eternal Boy: Being the Story of the Prodigious HickeyJohnson, Owen
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The Eternal Boy: Being the Story of the Prodigious Hickey
Johnson, Owen
Preparatory schools -- Fiction
"No, my dear Miss Moore, I did not ask you to lie down and pillow your
head upon it," said Jock in disgust. "That is _not_ what is called
falling on the ball. Go at it like a demon; chew it up, mangle it!
Here, Morning Glory," he added, turning to a scrubby little urchin who
was gambolling about, "take this young lady and show her how it's
done."
To Piggy's culminating mortification, the diminutive Morning Glory,
with a contemptuous sneer, began to instruct him in the new art, with a
rattling fire of insults which drew shrieks of laughter from the squad.
"Now then, old ice-wagon--get your nose in it."
"Don't spare the daisies, dearest."
"Jump, you Indian, jump!"
"Ah, watch me--like this."
The urchin hurled himself viciously on the ball, ploughing up the soft
turf, and bounding gloriously to his feet, with scornful, mud-stained
face, cried:
"Ah, what're you afraid of! Now then, old house-boat!"
Piggy's collar clung limply to his neck, half the buttons of his coat
had gone, streaks of yellow and green decorated the suit a custom
tailor had fashioned for fifty dollars cash, but still he was forced to
go tumbling after the ball, down and up, up and down, head over heels,
at the staccato shriek of the Morning Glory, like the one dog in the
show who circles about the stage, tumbling somersaults.
"That's enough for to-day," came at last Jock's welcome command. "We
must begin easily. To-morrow we'll get into it. Practice over! Moore,
jog around the circle six times and cut out pastry at supper."
* * * * *
During the dinner a great light dawned over Moore, as he sat silently
investigating his new masters with sidelong, calculated glances. He
went to his room and with one sweep eliminated the solid silver toilet
set, removed the trees from his boots, packed away the pink embroidered
bedroom slippers so neatly arranged under the bed and pruned
solicitously among the gorgeous cravats. Then he went to the village
and, under skilful prompting, bought a pair of corduroy trousers, a
cap, a red-and-black jersey, the softest pair of football trousers in
stock, a jersey padded at the elbows and shoulders, a sweater, a pair
of heavy shoes, a nose protector, and a pair of shin-guards. Incased in
every possible protection he reported next day for the dreadful ordeal
of tackling and being tackled.
"So you've all got your togs," said Fire Crackers, surveying the squad
of freshmen on the field. "Let's see how you made out."
With Keg Smith and Jock, he passed them over in inspection, punching
and poking the new suits with brief interjections, until Moore was
reached. Before that swollen figure the three halted in mock amazement.
"Who's this?" said Keg, with a blank face.
"It's Moore, sir," said Piggy innocently.
"What's happened to you?" continued Fire Crackers with great
seriousness.
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