The Eternal Boy: Being the Story of the Prodigious HickeyJohnson, Owen
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The Eternal Boy: Being the Story of the Prodigious Hickey
Johnson, Owen
Preparatory schools -- Fiction
Each night on the Kennedy steps, the council of war convened and
plans were discussed in utter gravity for temporarily crippling and
eliminating from the contest Turkey, Slugger-Jones, Hickey and the
Butcher. For, of course, it was conceded that Jock, Tom Walsh and
Fire Crackers would probably be maimed for life by the brutal and
unscrupulous enemy.
Piggy, whose critical sense of humour had been under early
disadvantages, took this as exact truth and beheld the horrible day
arrive with an absolute conviction that it would be his last. He did
not sleep during the night; he could eat nothing during the day; his
fingers trembled and snarled up the lacings as he forced himself into
his football clothes. Then he stood a long moment, viewing his white
face in the mirror--the last look, perhaps--and went weakly to join the
squad below. He heard nothing of the magnificent address of Jock to his
followers; one idea only was in his head: to sell his life as dearly as
possible.
While the captains conferred and tossed for position, the two teams,
face to face at last, paced up and down, eyeing each other with
contempt, breathing forth furious threats.
The Egghead assured Fatty Harris that the first scrimmage would be
his last. Fatty Harris returned the compliment and suggested that the
Egghead leave a memorandum for the hearse. The Coffee Cooler looked
Buffalo Brown over and sneered; Keg Smith did as much to the Butcher
and laughed. The diminutive Spider at right end, approached his dear
friend Legs Brockett, his opponent, and muttered through his teeth:
"I'm going to slug you!"
While these friendly salutations were taking place, Flea Obie and Wash
Simmons, the Dickinson halves, approached Piggy, who, sick at heart,
was stamping his feet and churning his arms to convey to Red Dog,
opposite, the impression that he was thirsting for his blood.
Wash gave Piggy one withering glance and said loudly to the Red Dog:
"This fellow's a quitter. He's got yellow in his eyes. Smash him good
and hard, Red Dog. Don't waste any time about it, either."
"He's got a chicken liver," said Red Dog, who looked a reed beside the
sturdy Piggy. "He shuts his eyes when he tackles! I'll fix him. Huh!"
"Ah, go on now, go on, go on," said Piggy, with a desperate attempt at
lightheartedness.
Flea Obie, lovely no longer in mud-stained jacket and pirate band
around his forehead, strode up to Piggy and added:
"Old Sport, let me give you a word of advice. When we strike your end,
the best thing you can do is to lie down _quick and soft_. _Savez?_"
Luckily for Piggy, whose imagination was panic-driven by this perfectly
innocuous braggadocio, the torrent of conversation was checked by a cry
of exultation.
The Kennedy had won the toss and chose the kickoff. Bat Finney, umpire
from the Fourth Form, called the two teams together and said solemnly:
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