The Eternal Boy: Being the Story of the Prodigious HickeyJohnson, Owen
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The Eternal Boy: Being the Story of the Prodigious Hickey
Johnson, Owen
Preparatory schools -- Fiction
"Snorky" Green, at the fourth desk of the middle aisle, gazed dreamily
at the forgotten pages of the divine Virgil. The wide windows let
in the warm breath of June meadows and the tiny sounds of contented
insects roaming in unhuman liberty. Outside were soft banks to loll
upon, from which to watch the baseball candidates gambolling over the
neat diamond, tennis courts calling to be played upon, and the friendly
"jigger" ready to soothe the parched highway to the aching void. And
for an hour the tugging souls of forty-two imprisoned little pagans
would have to construe, and parse, and decline, secretly cursing the
fossils who rediscovered those unnecessary Latin documents.
Eight rows of desks, nine deep, were swept by the Argus eye of the
master from his raised pulpit. Around the room, immense vacant
blackboards shut them in--dark, hopeless walls over which no convict
might clamber, on which a thousand boys had blundered and guessed and
writ in water.
Lucius Cassius Hopkins, "The Roman," man of heroic and consular
mould, flunker of boys, and deviser of systems against which even
the ingenuity of a Hickey hurled itself in vain, sat on the rostrum,
pitilessly mowing down the unresisting ranks.
Snorky's tousled hair was more rumpled than ever, a smudge was on one
cheek, where his grimy, ball-stained hand had unknowingly left its
mark. He was dirty, bored, and unprepared. The dickey at his throat,
formed by the junction of a collar and two joined cuffs, saved the
proprieties and allowed the body to keep cool. But the spirit of dreams
was upon Snorky, and the hard, rectangular room began to recede.
He heard indistinctly the low, mocking rumble of the Roman as his
scythe passed down the rows.
"Anything from the Simpson twins to-day? No, no? Anything from
the Davis House combination? Too bad! too bad! Nothing from the
illuminating Hicks? Yes? No? Too bad! too bad!"
Snorky did not hear him; his eyes were on the firm torsos of Flash
Condit and Charley De Soto before him--Condit, wonder of the football
field, hero of the touchdown against the Princeton 'varsity, and De
Soto the phenomenal shortstop, both Olympian spirits doomed to endure
the barbed shafts of Lucius Cassius Hopkins.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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