The Eternal Boy: Being the Story of the Prodigious HickeyJohnson, Owen
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The Eternal Boy: Being the Story of the Prodigious Hickey
Johnson, Owen
Preparatory schools -- Fiction
"A very creditable attempt, Green," said the master, now with a gentle
voice. "De Soto?--Nothing from De Soto? Dear, dear! We'll have to try
Macnooder then. What? Studied the wrong lesson? How sad! Mistakes
will happen. Don't want to try that, either? No feeling of confidence
to-day; no feeling of confidence." He began to call them by rows.
"Dark, Davis, Denton, Dibble--nothing in the D's. Farr, Francis, Frey,
Frick--nothing from the F's; nothing from the D. F's. Very strange!
very strange! Little spring fever--yes? Too bad! too bad! Lesson too
long? Yes? Too long to get any of it? Dear! dear! Every one studied
the review, I see. Excellent moral idea, conscientious; wouldn't go on
until you have mastered yesterday's lesson. Well, well, so we'll have a
beautiful recitation in the review."
How absurd it was to be flunking under the Roman! Next year he would
show them. He would rise early in the morning and study hours before
breakfast; he would master everything, absorb everything--declensions
and conjugations, Greek, Roman, and mediæval civilisation; he would
frolic in equations and toy with logarithms; his translation would be
the wonder of the faculty. He would crush Red Dog and Crazy Opdyke;
he would be valedictorian of his class. They would speak of him as a
phenomenon, as a prodigy, like Pascal--was it Pascal? What a tribute
the head master would pay him at commencement! There on the stage
before all the people, the fathers and mothers and sisters, before
the Red Dog, and Ginger Pop Rooker, and Hickey, and all the rest,
sitting open-mouthed while he, Snorky Green, the crack pitcher and
valedictorian of his class, a scholar such as Lawrenceville had never
known--
"Green, Gay, and Hammond, go to the board. Take your books."
Snorky went hastily and clumsily, waiting as a gambler waits for his
chance.
"Gay, decline hic, hæc, hoc; Green, write out the gerundive forms of
all the verbs in the first paragraph top of page 163."
Snorky gazed helplessly at the chronicles of Æneas, and then blankly
at the inexorable blackboard, where so many gerundives had not been
inscribed.
He drew his name in lagging letters exactly midway, at the top, with a
symmetrical space above.
_R. B. GREEN_
Then he searched anxiously for the gerundives that lurked somewhere in
the first paragraph, top of page 163. Then returning to the board he
rubbed out the name with little reluctant dabs and wrote
_ROGER B. GREEN_
Abandoning the chase for gerundives, he stood off a few feet and
surveyed his labours on the blackboard, frowned, erased it and wrote
dashingly,
_ROGER BALLINGTON GREEN_
Satisfied, he drew a strong line under it, added two short crosses and
a dot or two, and returned to his seat.
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