The Eternal Boy: Being the Story of the Prodigious HickeyJohnson, Owen
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The Eternal Boy: Being the Story of the Prodigious Hickey
Johnson, Owen
Preparatory schools -- Fiction
Macnooder rose and asked permission to offer a suggestion. The demand
was repulsed. Wash Simmons moved that at the next appearance of the
abhorrent "sinkers," they should rise and leave the room _en masse_.
It was decided that the plan entailed too many sacrifices, and it was
rejected.
Crazy Opdyke from the Woodhull developed the following scheme, full of
novelty and imagination:
"I say, fellows, I've got an idea, you know. What we want is an object
lesson, you know, something striking. Now, fellows, this is what I
propose: We're eighty-five of us in these dining-rooms; now, at two
'sinkers' each, that makes one hundred and seventy 'sinkers' every
time; at six times that makes one thousand 'sinkers' a week. What we
want to do is to carry off the 'sinkers' from table, save them up, and
at the end of the week make a circle of them around the campus as an
object lesson!"
Macnooder, again, was refused permission to speak in support of
this measure, which had an instant appeal to the imagination of the
audience. In the end, however, the judgment of the more serious
prevailed, and the motion was lost by a close vote. After more
discussion the meeting finally decided to appoint an embassy of three,
who should instantly proceed to the head master's, and firmly lay
before him the Woodhull's and the Dickinson's demand for unconditional
and immediate suppression of that indigestible and totally ornamental
article known as "the sinker." Hickey, Wash Simmons and Crazy Opdyke,
by virtue of their expressed defiance, were chosen to carry the
ultimatum. Some one proposed that Macnooder should go as a fourth, and
the motion passed without opposition. Macnooder rose and declined the
honour, but asked leave to state his reasons. Whereupon the meeting
adjourned.
The Messrs. Crazy Opdyke, Hickey, and Wash Simmons held a conference
and decided to shave and assume creased trousers in order to render
the aspect of their mission properly impressive. After a short delay
they united on the steps, where they received the exhortations of their
comrades--to speak out boldly, to mince no words, and to insist on
their demands.
The distance to Foundation House, where the head master resided, was
short--thirty seconds in the darkness; and almost before they knew
it the three were at the door. There, under the muffled lamp, they
stopped, with spontaneous accord, and looked at one another.
"I say," said Hickey, "hadn't we better agree on what we'll say to the
old man? We want to be firm, you know."
"That's a good idea," Opdyke assented, and Wash added, "We'll take a
turn down the road."
"Now, what's your idea?" said Simmons to Hickey, when they had put a
safe distance between them and the residence of the Doctor.
"We'd better keep away from discussion," replied Hickey. "The Doctor'll
beat us out there, and I don't think we'd better be too radical either,
because we want to be firm."
"What do you call radical?" said Opdyke, with a little defiance.
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