The Eternal Boy: Being the Story of the Prodigious HickeyJohnson, Owen
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The Eternal Boy: Being the Story of the Prodigious Hickey
Johnson, Owen
Preparatory schools -- Fiction
"Well, now, we don't want to be too aggressive; we don't want to go in
with a chip on our shoulder."
"Hickey, you're beginning to hedge!"
Hickey indignantly denied the accusation, and a little quarrel arose
between them, terminated by Wash, who broke in:
"Shut up, Crazy--Hickey is dead right. We want to go in friendly-like,
just as though we knew the Doctor would side with us at once--sort of
take him into our confidence."
"That's it," said Hickey; "we want to be good-natured at first, lay the
matter before him calmly, then afterward we can be firm."
"Rats!" said Crazy; "are we going to tell him, or not, that we
represent the Dickinson and the Woodhull and that they have voted the
extinction of 'sinkers'?"
"Sure we are!" exclaimed Wash. "You don't think we are afraid, do you?"
"Well, then, let's tell him," said Crazy. "Come on, if you're going to."
They returned resolutely and again entered the dominion of the dreary
lamp.
"Say, fellows," Wash suddenly interjected, "are we going to say
anything about 'scrag-birds'?"
"Sure," said Crazy.
"The deuce we are!" said Hickey.
"Why not?" said Crazy, militantly.
"Because we don't want to make fools of ourselves."
The three withdrew again and threshed out the point. It was decided to
concentrate on the "sinker." Crazy gave in because he said he was cold.
"Well, now, it's all settled," said Hickey. "We make a direct demand
for knocking out the 'sinker,' and we stand firm on that. Nothing else.
Come on."
"Come on."
A third time they came to the terrible door.
"I say," said Wash, suddenly, "we forgot. Who's to do the talking?"
"Crazy, of course," said Hickey, looking hard at Simmons, "since that
clapper episode, I'm not dropping in for the dessert!"
"Sure, Crazy, you're just the one," Simmons agreed.
"Hold up," said Crazy, whose fury suddenly cooled. "Let's talk that
over."
Again they retired for deliberation.
"Now, see here, fellows," said Crazy, "let's be reasonable. We want
this thing to go through, don't we?"
"Who's hedging now?" said Hickey, with a laugh.
"No one," retorted Crazy. "I'll talk up if you say. I'm not afraid,
only I don't stand one, two, three with the Doctor and you know it.
I've flunked every recitation in Bible this month. What we want is the
strongest pull--and Wash is the one. Why, the old man would feed out of
Wash's hand."
Wash indignantly repelled the insinuation. Finally it was agreed that
Crazy should state the facts, that Hickey should say, "Doctor, we feel
strongly, very strongly, about this," and that Wash should then make
the direct demand for the suspension for one month of the "sinker," and
its future regulation to two appearances a week.
"And now, no more backing and filling," said Hickey.
"I'll lay the facts before him, all right," added Crazy, clenching his
fists.
"We'll stick together, and we stand firm," said Wash. "Now for it!"
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