The Eternal Boy: Being the Story of the Prodigious HickeyJohnson, Owen
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The Eternal Boy: Being the Story of the Prodigious Hickey
Johnson, Owen
Preparatory schools -- Fiction
Each strove to draw him away from the others, and failing in this,
accompanied him to the jigger-shop, where he was plied with substantial
flattery, until having disposed of jiggers, soda, and éclairs, he cast
one lingering glance at the tempting counters, and said with a twinkle
in his ugly little eyes:
"And now, fellows, I guess my sister must be over at the house. Come
around this afternoon, why don't you, and meet her?"--an invitation
which was received with enthusiasm and much evident surprise.
When the Prom opened that evening, Beauty's sister made her entrée
flanked by the smitten Turkey and the languishing Hasbrouck, while
the stricken Kid brought up the rear, consoled by the responsibility
of her fan. Five stags who had been lingering miserably in the shadow
searching for something daring and imaginative to lay at her feet,
crowded forward only to be stricken dumb at the splendour of her
toilette.
Beauty's sister, fresh from a Continental season, was quite overwhelmed
by the subtle adoration of the famous Wash Simmons and of Egghead, that
pattern of elegance and _savoir-faire_--overwhelmed, but not at all
confused. Gradually under her deft manipulation the power of speech
returned to the stricken. Then the rout began. The young ladies from
city and country finishing schools, still struggling with their teens,
were quite eclipsed by the gorgeous Parisian toilette and the science
of movement displayed by the sister of Chesterton V. Sawtelle. The
ordinary ethics of fair play were thrown to the winds. Before the eyes
of every one, Turkey held up the worthless dance-card, and tore it into
shreds. Only the brave should deserve the fair. Little Smeed, Poler
Fox, and Snorky Green struggled in vain for recognition, and retired
crestfallen and defrauded, to watch the scramble for each succeeding
dance, which had to be portioned among three and often four clamourers.
In fact, it became epidemic. They fell in love by blocks of five, even
as they had sought the privileges of the measles. Each implored a
memento to fix imperishably on his wall. The roses she wore consoled
a dozen. The Gutter Pup obtained her fan; the Kid her handkerchief,
a wonderful scented transparency. Glendenning and Hasbrouck brazenly
divided the gloves, while Turkey, trembling at his own blurting
audacity, was blown to the stars by permission to express in a letter
certain delicate thoughts which stifle in the vulgar scramble of the
ballroom.
When the last dance had been fought for, divided, and redivided, and
the lights peremptorily suppressed, the stags _en masse_ accompanied
Beauty's sister to the Dickinson, where each separately pressed her
hand and strove to give to his "Good-night" an accent which would be
understood by her alone.
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