The Eternal Boy: Being the Story of the Prodigious HickeyJohnson, Owen
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The Eternal Boy: Being the Story of the Prodigious Hickey
Johnson, Owen
Preparatory schools -- Fiction
On that next morning that somehow always arises, Turkey and the Kid,
envied by all, drove her to the station, listening mutely to her gay
chatter, each plunged in melancholy, secretly wondering how she managed
to conceal her feelings so well.
They escorted her to the car, and loaded her with magazines and
candies and flowers, and each succeeded in whispering in her ear a
rapid, daring sentence, which she received from each with just the
proper encouragement. Then, imaginary Lucilles and Marie Louises
forgot, they drove back, heavy of heart, and uncomprehending, viewing
the landscape without joy or hope, suffering stoically as men of
eighteen should. Not a word was spoken until from the last hill they
caught the first glimmer of the school. Then Turkey hoarsely, flicking
the air with the lash of the whip, said:
"Kid--"
"What?"
"That _was_ a woman."
"A woman of the world, Turkey."
They left the carriage at the stable, and strolled up to the
jigger-shop, joining the group, all intent on the coming baseball
season; and gradually the agony eased a bit. Presently a familiar
little figure, freckled and towheaded, sidled into the shop, and stood
with fists jammed in empty pockets, sniffing the air for succour.
"Oh, you Beauty! oh, you astonishing Venus!" cried the inevitable
persecutor. Then from the crowd Macnooder began to intone the familiar
lines:
"His hair, it is a faded white,
His eye a watery blue;
He has no buttons on his coat,
No shoe-strings in his shoe."
"Doc," said the Beauty, blushing sheepishly, "set me up to a jigger,
will you? Go on, now!"
Then Macnooder, roaring, shouted back: "Not this year; next
year--SISTER!"
[Illustration: chapter title decoration--THE GREAT BIG MAN]
THE GREAT BIG MAN
The noon bell was about to ring, the one glorious spring note of that
inexorable "Gym" bell that ruled the school with its iron tongue. For
at noon, on the first liberating stroke, the long winter term died and
the Easter vacation became a fact.
Inside Memorial Hall the impatient classes stirred nervously, counting
off the minutes, sitting gingerly on the seat-edges for fear of
wrinkling the carefully pressed suits or shifting solicitously the
sharpened trousers in peril of a bagging at the knees. Heavens! how
interminable the hour was, sitting there in a planked shirt and a
fashion-high collar--and what a recitation! Would Easter ever begin,
that long-coveted vacation when the growing boy, according to theory,
goes home to rest from the fatiguing draining of his brain, but in
reality returns exhausted by dinners, dances, and theatres, with
perhaps a little touch of the measles to exchange with his neighbours.
Even the masters droned through the perfunctory exercises, flunking the
boys by twos and threes, by groups, by long rows, but without malice or
emotion.
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