The Every-day Book and Table Book, v. 1 (of 3): or Everlasting Calendar of Popular Amusements, Sports, Pastimes, Ceremonies, Manners, Customs and Events, Incident to Each of the Three Hundred and Sixty-five Days, in past and Present Times; Forming a Complete History of the Year, Month, and Seasons, and a Perpetual Key to the AlmanacHone, William
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The Every-day Book and Table Book, v. 1 (of 3): or Everlasting Calendar of Popular Amusements, Sports, Pastimes, Ceremonies, Manners, Customs and Events, Incident to Each of the Three Hundred and Sixty-five Days, in past and Present Times; Forming a Complete History of the Year, Month, and Seasons, and a Perpetual Key to the Almanac
Hone, William
Days; Great Britain -- Social life and customs
Hark! through the sacred silence of the night
Loud chanticleer doth sound his clarion shrill,
Hailing with song the first pale gleam of light
Which floats the dark brow of yon eastern hill.
Bright star of morn, oh! leave not yet the wave
To deck the dewy frontlet of the day;
Nor thou, Aurora, quit Tithonus’ cave,
Nor drive retiring darkness yet away.
Ere these my rustic hands a garland twine,
Ere yet my tongue endite a single song,
For her I mean to hail my Valentine,
Sweet maiden, fairest of the virgin throng.
_Dodsley’s Miscell._
Attend we upon ELIA. Hark, how triumphantly that noble herald of the
college of kindness proclaims the day!
“Hail to thy returning festival, old Bishop Valentine! Great is thy name
in the rubric, thou venerable arch-flamen of Hymen! Immortal Go-between!
who and what manner of person art thou? Art thou but a name, typifying
the restless principle which impels poor humans to seek perfection in
union? or wert thou indeed a mortal prelate, with thy tippet and thy
rochet, thy apron on, and decent lawn sleeves? Mysterious personage!
like unto thee, assuredly, there is no other mitred father in the
calendar.--Thou comest attended with thousands and ten thousands of
little Loves, and the air is
Brush’d with the hiss of rustling wings;
singing Cupids are thy choristers, and thy precentors; and instead of
the crosier, the mystical arrow is borne before thee.
“In other words, this is the day on which those charming little
missives, ycleped Valentines, cross and intercross each other at every
street and turning. The weary and all for-spent twopenny postman sinks
beneath a load of delicate embarrassments, not his own. It is scarcely
credible to what an extent this ephemeral courtship is carried on in
this loving town, to the great enrichment of porters, and detriment of
knockers and bell-wires. In these little visual interpretations, no
emblem is so common as the _heart_,--that little three-cornered exponent
of all our hopes and fears,--the bestuck and bleeding heart; it is
twisted and tortured into more allegories and affectations than an
opera-hat. What authority we have in history or mythology for placing
the head-quarters and metropolis of god Cupid in this anatomical seat
rather than in any other, is not very clear; but we have got it, and it
will serve as well as any other thing. Else we might easily imagine,
upon some other system which might have prevailed for any thing which
our pathology knows to the contrary, a lover addressing his mistress,
in perfect simplicity of feeling, ‘Madam, my _liver_ and fortune are
entirely at your disposal;’ or putting a delicate question, ‘Amanda,
have you a _midriff_ to bestow?’ But custom has settled these things,
and awarded the seat of sentiment to the aforesaid triangle, while its
less fortunate neighbours wait at animal and anatomical distance.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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