The Every-day Book and Table Book. v. 3 (of 3): Everlasting Calerdar of Popular Amusements, Sports, Pastimes, Ceremonies, Manners, Customs and Events, Incident to Each of the Three Hundred and Sixty-five Days, in past and Present Times; Forming a Complete History of the Year, Month, and Seasons, and a Perpetual Key to the AlmanacHone, William
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The Every-day Book and Table Book. v. 3 (of 3): Everlasting Calerdar of Popular Amusements, Sports, Pastimes, Ceremonies, Manners, Customs and Events, Incident to Each of the Three Hundred and Sixty-five Days, in past and Present Times; Forming a Complete History of the Year, Month, and Seasons, and a Perpetual Key to the Almanac
Hone, William
Days; Great Britain -- Social life and customs
The barber’s hand is unlike that of any other soft hand: it is not
flabby, like that of a sensualist; nor arid, and thin, like a student’s;
nor dead white, like that of a delicate female; but it is _naturally_
warm, of a glowing, transparent colour, and of a cushiony, elastic
softness. Beneath its conciliatory touch, as it prepares the skin for
the sweeping course of the razor, and its gentle pressure, as it
inclines the head to either side, to aid the operation of the scissors,
a man may sit for hours, and feel no weariness. Happy must he be who
lived in the days of long, or full-dressed hair, and resigned himself
for a full hour to the passive luxury of hair-dressing! A morning’s
toilette--(for a gentleman, I mean; being a bachelor, I am uninitiated
in the arcana of a lady’s dressing-room)--a morning’s toilette in those
days was indeed an important part of the “business of life:” there were
the curling-irons, the comb, the pomatum, the powder-puff, the
powder-knife, the mask, and a dozen other requisites to complete the
elaborate process that perfected that mysterious “frappant, or
tintinabulant appendage” to the back part of the head. Oh! it must have
been a luxury--a delight surpassing the famed baths and cosmetics of the
east.
I have said that the barber is a gentle man; if not in so many words, I
have at least pointed out that distinguishing trait in him. He is also a
humane man: his occupation of torturing hairs leaves him neither leisure
nor disposition to torture ought else. He looks as respectable as he is;
and he is void of any appearance of deceit or cunning. There is less of
personality or egotism about him than mankind in general: though he
possesses an idiosyncrasy, it is that of his class, not of himself. As
he sits, patiently renovating some dilapidated peruke, or perseveringly
presides over the developement of grace in some intractable bush of
hair, or stands at his own threshold, in the cleanly pride of white
apron and hose, lustrous shoes, and exemplary jacket, with that studied
yet seeming disarrangement of hair, as though subduing, as far as
consistent with propriety, the visible appearance of technical skill--as
he thus, untired, goes the never-varying round of his pleasant
occupation, and active leisure, time seems to pass unheeded, and the
wheel of chance, scattering fragments of circumstance from the rock of
destiny, continues its relentless and unremittent revolution, unnoticed
by him. He hears not the roar of the fearful engine, the groans and
sighs of despair, or the wild laugh of exultation, produced by its
mighty working. All is remote, strange, and intricate, and belongs not
to him to know. He dwells in an area of peace--a magic circle whose area
might be described by his obsolete sign-pole!
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