The Every-day Book and Table Book. v. 3 (of 3): Everlasting Calerdar of Popular Amusements, Sports, Pastimes, Ceremonies, Manners, Customs and Events, Incident to Each of the Three Hundred and Sixty-five Days, in past and Present Times; Forming a Complete History of the Year, Month, and Seasons, and a Perpetual Key to the AlmanacHone, William
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The Every-day Book and Table Book. v. 3 (of 3): Everlasting Calerdar of Popular Amusements, Sports, Pastimes, Ceremonies, Manners, Customs and Events, Incident to Each of the Three Hundred and Sixty-five Days, in past and Present Times; Forming a Complete History of the Year, Month, and Seasons, and a Perpetual Key to the Almanac
Hone, William
Days; Great Britain -- Social life and customs
“Jacintha,” said don Torribio to his old woman, “lay down two partridges
to the fire. I hope my friend the dean will do me the honour to sup with
me to night.” At the same time he took him by the hand and led him into
the cabinet; when here, he touched his forehead, uttering three
mysterious words, which the reader will please to remember,
“_Ortobolan_, _Pistafrier_, _Onagriouf_.” Then, without further
preparation, he began to explain, with all possible perspicuity, the
introductory elements of his profound science. The new disciple listened
with an attention which scarcely permitted him to breathe; when, on a
sudden, Jacintha entered, followed by a little old man in monstrous
boots, and covered with mud up to the neck, who desired to speak with
the dean on very important business. This was the postilion of his
uncle, the bishop of Badajos, who had been sent express after him, and
who had galloped without ceasing quite to Toledo, before he could
overtake him. He came to bring him information that, some hours after
his departure, his grace had been attacked by so violent an apoplexy
that the most terrible consequences were to be apprehended. The dean
heartily, that is _inwardly_, (so as to occasion no scandal,) execrated
the disorder, the patient, and the courier, who had certainly all three
chosen the most impertinent time possible. He dismissed the postilion,
bidding him make haste back to Badajos, whither he would presently
follow him; and instantly returned to his lesson, as if there were no
such things as either uncles or apoplexies.
A few days afterwards the dean again received news from Badajos: but
this was worth hearing. The principal chanter, and two old canons, came
to inform him that his uncle, the right reverend bishop, had been taken
to heaven to receive the reward of his piety; and the chapter,
canonically assembled, had chosen him to fill the vacant bishopric, and
humbly requested he would console, by his presence, the afflicted church
of Badajos, now become his spiritual bride.
Don Torribio, who was present at this harangue, endeavoured to derive
advantage from what he had learned; and taking aside the new bishop,
after having paid him a well-turned compliment on his promotion,
proceeded to inform him that he had a son, named Benjamin, possessed of
much ingenuity, and good inclination, but in whom he had never perceived
either taste or talent for the occult sciences. He had, therefore, he
said, advised him to turn his thoughts towards the church, and he had
now, he thanked heaven, the satisfaction to hear him commended as one of
the most deserving divines among all the clergy of Toledo. He therefore
took the liberty, most humbly, to request his grace to bestow on don
Benjamin the deanery of Badajos, which he could not retain together with
his bishopric.
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