The Evil Eye; Or, The Black Spector: The Works of William Carleton, Volume OneCarleton, William
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The Evil Eye; Or, The Black Spector: The Works of William Carleton, Volume One
Carleton, William
Ireland -- Social life and customs -- Fiction
The next day Mrs. Lindsay and Harry prepared to pay the important visit.
As before, the old family carriage was furbished up, and the lady once
more enveloped in her brocades and satins. Harry, too, made it a point
to appear in his best and most becoming habiliments; and, truth to tell,
an exceedingly handsome and well-made young fellow he was. The dress
of the day displayed his manly and well-proportioned limbs to the best
advantage, whilst his silver-hilted sword, in addition to the general
richness of his costume, gave him the manner and appearance of an
accomplished cavalier. Barney's livery was also put a second time into
requisition, and the coachman's cocked hat was freshly crimped for the
occasion.
“Is it true, mother?” inquired Harry, as they went along, “that this old
noodle has built his residence as much after the shape of a cockle-shell
as was possible to be accomplished?”
“Perfectly true, as you will see,” she replied.
“But what could put such a ridiculous absurdity into his head?”
“Because he thought of the name before the house was built, and he
got it built simply to suit the name. 'There is no use,' said he, 'in
calling it Cockle Hall unless it resembles a cockle;' and, indeed, when
you see it, you will admit the resemblance.”
“Egad,” said her son, “I never dreamed that fate was likely to cramp me
in a cockleshell. I dare say there is a touch of sublimity about it. The
associations are in favor of it.”
“No,” replied his mother, “but it has plenty of comfort and convenience
about, it. The plan was his own, and he contrived to make it,
notwithstanding its ludicrous shape, one of the most agreeable
residences in the country. He is a blunt humorist, who drinks a good
deal, and instead of feeling offence at his manner, which is rather
rough, you will please him best by answering him exactly in his own
spirit.”
“I am glad you gave me this hint,” said her son; “I like that sort of
thing, and it will go hard if I don't give him as good as he brings.”
“In that case,” replied the mother, “the chances will be ten to one in
your favor. Seem, above all things, to like his manner, because the old
fool is vain of it, and nothing gratifies him so much.”
“But about the niece? What is the cue there, mother?”
“The cue of a gentleman, Harry--of a well-bred and respectful gentleman.
You may humor the old fellow to the top of his bent; but when you become
the gentleman with her, she will not misinterpret your manner with
her uncle, but will look upon the transition as a mark of deference to
herself. And now you have your instructions: be careful and act upon
them. Miss Riddle is a girl of sense, and, they say, of feeling; and it
is on this account, I believe, that she is so critical in scrutinizing
the conduct and intellect of her lovers. So there is my last hint.”
“Many thanks, my dear mother; it will, I think, be my own fault if
I fail with either uncle or niece, supported as I shall be by your
eloquent advocacy.”
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