The Evil Eye; Or, The Black Spector: The Works of William Carleton, Volume OneCarleton, William
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The Evil Eye; Or, The Black Spector: The Works of William Carleton, Volume One
Carleton, William
Ireland -- Social life and customs -- Fiction
On arriving at Cockle Hall, Harry, on looking out of the carriage
window, took it for granted that his mother had been absolutely
bantering him. “Cockle Hall!” he exclaimed: “why, curse the hall I see
here, good, bad, or indifferent. What did you mean, mother? Were you
only jesting?”
“Keep quiet,” she replied, “and above all things don't seem surprised
at the appearance of the place. Look precisely as if you had been in it
ever since it was built.”
The appearance of Cockle Hall was, indeed, as his mother had very
properly informed him, ludicrous in the extreme. It was built on a
surface hollowed out of a high bank, or elevation, with which the roof
of it was on a level. It was, of course, circular and flat, and the roof
drooped, or slanted off towards the rear, precisely in imitation of a
cockle-shell. There was, however, a complete _deceptio visus_ in it. To
the eye, in consequence of the peculiarity of its position, it appeared
to be very low, which, in point of fact, was not exactly the case,
for it consisted of two stories, and had comfortable and extensive
apartments”. There was a paved space wide enough for two carriages to
pass each other, which separated it from the embankment that surrounded
it. Altogether, when taken in connection with the original idea of its
construction, it was a difficult thing to look at it without mirth. On
entering the drawing-room, which Harry did alone--for his mother,
having seen Miss Riddle in the parlor, entered it in order to have a
preliminary chat with her--her son found a person inside dressed in a
pair of red plush breeches, white stockings a good deal soiled, a yellow
long-flapped waistcoat, and a wig, with a cue to it which extended down
the whole length of his back,--evidently a servant in dirty lively.
There was something _degagee_ and rather impudent in his manner and
appearance, which Harry considered as in good keeping with all he had
heard of this eccentric nobleman. Like master like man, thought he.
“Well,” said the servant, looking hardly at him, “what do you want?”
“You be cursed,” replied Harry; “don't be impertinent; do you think I'm
about to disclose my business to you, you despicable menial? Why don't
you get your stockings washed? But if you wish to know what I want, I
want your master.”
The butler, footman, or whatever he might hive been, fixed a keen look
upon him, accompanied by a grin of derision that made the visitor's
gorge rise a good deal.
“My master,” said the other, “is not under this roof. What do you think
of that?”
“You mean the old cockle is not in his shell, then,” replied Harry.
“Come,” said the other, with a chuckle of enjoyment, “curse me, but
that's good. Who are you?--what are you? You are in good feathers--only
give an account of yourself.”
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