The Experiences of Uncle Jack: Being a Biography of Rev. Andrew Jackson Newgent — John Shaqi
The Experiences of Uncle Jack: Being a Biography of Rev. Andrew Jackson NewgentSnyder, W. Ed.
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The Experiences of Uncle Jack: Being a Biography of Rev. Andrew Jackson Newgent
Snyder, W. Ed.
Newgent, Andrew Jackson, 1838-1913
Hence, the announcement of a preaching service to be held at the Newgent
home on a following Sunday morning was hailed throughout the settlement
as a new thing under the sun. Of course everybody would go. The preacher
was to be Rev. Nathan Hinkle, a Methodist itinerant. It was out of no
particular religious scruples that the host, Charles Newgent, volunteered
to entertain the assemblage on this occasion, yet he had no aversion to
preachers or churches, and in common with his neighbors, he was always
ready to encourage anything that would break the monotony and afford
social diversion.
It so happened that on Saturday evening before this memorable day, Pompey
Smash, a negro fiddler, was passing through the neighborhood and asked
to stay over night at Mr. Newgent’s. He was informed by the head of the
house that he would be furnished lodging on condition that he dispense
music for a family dance. The terms were accepted and there was a sound
of revelry by night as the little company beat time on the puncheon floor
to the droll tunes of their musical guest.
Early next morning the congregation began to assemble for worship. The
presence of the fiddler led to the suggestion that the time spent in
waiting for the arrival of the preacher be used to the best possible
advantage. Accordingly the Ethiopian turned his fiddle—for it was before
the violin was invented; the familiar demijohn was set in a conspicuous
place, and the gentlemen chose their partners. Lest the preacher’s sudden
arrival in the midst of such hilarious scenes be the occasion of a shock
or an offense to his ecclesiastical dignity, a member of the party was
dispatched to do picket service. The watchman, having imbibed too freely
of the contents of the jug, fell asleep at his post. The dance had gone
on merrily for some time in its rapturous excitement; the preacher and
church service were utterly forgotten. When, lo! the alarm was sounded.
The faithless watchman had allowed the company to be taken by surprise.
The approach of the reverend was discovered in the nick of time; the
dance came to an abrupt stop. To prevent the minister from “smelling a
rat,” a puncheon was removed hastily from the floor, and the fiddler,
the fiddle, and the whiskey jug were thrust unceremoniously through the
opening into the cellar excavation below. And the people put on their
Sunday faces for church.
After the services a part of the congregation, including the shepherd
of the flock, remained for dinner. This necessarily prolonged the
imprisonment of the negro, but when it is recalled that the whiskey
jug was a prison companion, we may surmise that the hours were not
so “tedious and tasteless” as otherwise they might have been. The
solemnities of the day came to an end with the departure of the minister;
the prison was then opened and the prisoner released. An “after service”
followed, which, it may be conjectured, was more in harmony with the
tastes of the congregation.
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