English fiction -- 20th century; Short stories, English
His loud and long ring upon the bell of Repton’s chambers brought that
monied and harried bachelor in person to the door. Repton wore slippers
and a dressing-gown. His pale, blonde face faded a tone upon recognition
of his early caller. Some dread there was, mingled with the anger of a
man used to the servility which Talent accords to Capital; for the
calmly persistent and imperious truculence of Captain O’Hagan is
awesome.
O’Hagan extended his arm and seized Repton’s prominent nose in a
vice-grip.
Uttering a furious imprecation, Sidney Repton struck out at him. But a
pupil of Shashu Myuku (Grand Master of the Higher Jiu-jitsu) is elusive
as a marsh-light. There are not six Europeans, my friend has assured me,
initiated in the occultry of Japanese super-force.
Repton’s fists met vacancy. Obedient to a power which, seemingly
percolating from his nose through every nerve of his body, rendered him
helpless—log-like—Repton dropped, panting, to his knees. O’Hagan
thrust him prostrate, entered, and closed the door behind him. The feat
apparently was performed effortless; such is the outstanding wonder of
this science (called, I believe, _judo_).
“Police!” gasped the outraged man. “Help! _Police!_”
“Sir,” said O’Hagan sternly, “I should not exploit these arts upon a
gentleman. But your whole conduct has shown me plainly that you are not
one. However, I shall now resort to the ordinary methods employed to
chastise an offensive churl.”
He removed, a light grey glove (imbrued with the blood of Repton), cast
it contemptuously from him; and, as Repton rose, clutching the
maltreated organ, O’Hagan grasped his heavy cane with unmistakable
intent.
“Now,” said O’Hagan, standing on the threshold, “you will recall having
referred to me as an ‘overdressed puppy’! I have yet to deal with you in
regard to the offensive terms ‘lunatic,’ ‘ruffian,’ and ‘confounded
policeman!’”
“Curse you! I’ll kill you!” panted Repton and crouched, looking up to
O’Hagan with glaring, malignant eyes which, at that moment indeed,
mirrored a murderous soul.
“I think not,” was the reply. “Others have attempted the feat; but I am
here to-day, alive to resent insult.”
The other did not rise. Repton already was defeated. The business-like
ferocity of O’Hagan, the absolute efficiency of his methods, caused to
evaporate what remained of the quality vaguely labelled Courage, leaving
only the brine of bitter anger and mortification.
“What do you want?” he said slowly, racking his muddled brains for a
mode of retribution which should not render him ridiculous.
He stood up and backed toward his desk.
“Remain where you are!” directed O’Hagan, pointing his cane. “Attempt to
reach any weapon, and I shall thrash you until I am tired!”
“I am unarmed,” muttered Repton sullenly. “You have a heavy stick.”
The situation was wildly bizarre—unlike anything within his experience;
of which he had dreamed. The querulous voice did not seem his own.
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