English fiction -- 20th century; Short stories, English
“Do you hear me? Release that lady! Yvette! stand aside, I beg of you! I
have something to say to this person!”
La Belle looked from face to face. All was not well here. Only Captain
O’Hagan seemed at ease: he should be the star of her guidance!
The head-waiter returning, the Captain assisted mademoiselle to endue
her leopard-skin cloak.
Brandon’s fists clenched and re-opened convulsively.
“Yvette!” He almost choked. “You are not going _away_?—not going to
leave me here—a laughing-stock——”
“Mr. Ronald Brandon!” O’Hagan placed his arm protectingly about
mademoiselle’s shoulders and stared through the monocle at the
novelist’s pale face. “I do not approve of this lady’s being in your
company!”
Brandon fell back (O’Hagan’s divine audacity can strike as a physical
blow) into the arms of Mr. Dewson.
“Stick to your part!” hissed the latter in his ear; and held him firmly.
“This is a treat! All the restaurant heard what he said! Heard your
name, too!”
“Curse you! Let go!”
The veins swelled upon Brandon’s forehead; his eyes protruded.
Captain O’Hagan, serenely:
“Come, mademoiselle! This vulgar brawler is no fit companion for us!”
Half the guests were upon their feet now. Someone had gone for the
manager. The horror-frozen head-waiter met the Gorgon gaze which
hypnotically sought him through the pebble. He turned and swung wide the
door.
Brandon made a savage leap. Dewson grabbed his coat tails.
Mademoiselle, trembling slightly, having quitted the room, O’Hagan
turned, and tossed his card at Brandon’s feet.
“You may care further to discuss the matter at some future time,” he
said coldly. “I am otherwise engaged this evening!”
Brandon broke loose at that, but collided with the head-waiter, who
began to feel faint. A tremendous buzz of conversation arose. Above it
sounded the shrill note of a whistle. O’Hagan, without, had ordered a
taxi. Then someone laughed—a pressman there for the “story.”
The novelist whisked around upon the detaining Mr. Dewson.
“Curse you and your ‘boosts’!” he snarled. “You’ve made me the
laughing-stock of London! I’ll kill that damned O’Hagan!”
“Good business!” said the press agent. “Do it. Double our sales!”
—————
IV.
ECHOES OF THE BOOM.
O’Hagan called upon me. His entrances possess electric properties. One’s
schemes melt; O’Hagan becomes the scheme of all things terrestrial. The
future shrinks, bounded by O’Hagan. The universe is “a universe after
Captain the Hon. Bernard O’Hagan.” An unexpected call by the Tsar of all
the Russias could not be more exciting, and one would be less impressed
if the Mikado dropped in for a pipe and a Scotch-and-soda.
“I have selected you, Raymond”—he toyed with his monocle—“to act for
me in a little affair on the French coast. You will be associated with
Lieutenant the Chevalier Camille d’Oysans.”
That was bad hearing.
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