English fiction -- 20th century; Short stories, English
Captain Haverley placed upon a table beside him the card of Captain The
Hon. Bernard O’Hagan, V.C., D.S.O., as that distinguished officer was
shown in.
“Of course I have heard of you, Captain O’Hagan,” he said; “but this is
our first meeting, I think?” He glanced at his watch. “Better late than
never!”
O’Hagan bowed coldly.
“I was about to refer to my calling upon you at this late hour,” he
explained; “but since you have so rudely anticipated me, an apology
becomes unnecessary. I will merely state my business.”
Haverley, a blonde and arrogantly handsome man at whose breast Eros
aimed his darts every time that he went into a drawing-room, and at
whose back fifty per cent, of his company were sworn to aim their rifles
the first time that he went into action, believed that he had
misunderstood O’Hagan. But:
“In short,” continued the latter, swinging his monocle, “your friendship
with Lady Rundel must cease. It will be evident to you that in her
husband’s absence its continuance would be compromising.”
Haverley knew, then, that he had heard aright, and his face paled with
an anger which was intense; his hazel eyes seemed to emit sparks; and he
slowly moved nearer to this adept in polished insult.
“Captain O’Hagan,” he said, distinctly—“the door is immediately behind
you.”
“A matter of more pressing import,” replied O’Hagan icily, “is
immediately in front of me.”
With three swinging strides he crossed to the mantelpiece. It was
decorated with several women’s photographs—among them, one of Lady
Rundel. Snatching it, framed as it was, from its place, he broke it
across his knee and hurled the fragments into the hearth!
At that, Haverley leapt. Calculating with a boxer’s cunning the exact
instant when his man would turn, he launched a blow for the angle of his
jaw. The primitive, strong within him, ruled now supreme. But O’Hagan
did _not_ turn.
He stepped back upon Haverley, and stooped.
It is needless to quote the apposite precept of Shashu Myuku of Nagasaki
(Dean of the College of Higher Jiu-jitsu) in order to make clear what
happened. Haverley performed a complete somersault over O’Hagan’s arched
back and fell, heaped up, crashing in the hearth.
Captain O’Hagan stepped to the door, and gained it as Haverley’s man
hurriedly entered.
“You understand?” said O’Hagan. “I forbid you this lady’s company. If
you dispute my right to do so, I shall expect your friends in the
morning.”
Haverley, choking, shaken, got upon his feet. His white-faced man barred
the door.
“Excuse me, sir . . .”
O’Hagan brushed him aside. He has a sweeping motion of the left arm
which would remove a lifeguardsman from his path as effectively as the
flick of a handkerchief brushes a fly from a bald head.
The man clutched at a buhl cabinet to save himself. Upon a discordant
finale of smashing porcelain, intermingled with human cursing, Captain
O’Hagan made his exit to the plaudit of the gods.
He is a master of effective curtains.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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