The extraordinary confessions of Diana PleaseCapes, Bernard
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The extraordinary confessions of Diana Please
Capes, Bernard
Femmes fatales -- Fiction; France -- Fiction; Historical fiction; Naples (Kingdom) -- Fiction; Women -- Fiction
Half dazed with the shock, I tottered, with Patty’s assistance, into
our bedroom. It was too true. The desperate wretch, seizing his
opportunity by night while we slept, had robbed us of everything. He
had left us not a sixpence. We were ruined.
I tore my hair. I uttered cries and imprecations. I cursed Heaven, my
own fond gullibility, the cruelty of the fate that would not let me
live and be honest. Patty, poor fool, tried to calm me. I drove her
away with blows, and, in a reaction to fury, rushed downstairs and
into the room of the remaining lodger.
“Where is my money, where are my jewels?” I shrieked. “You are his
accomplice. I will swear an information against you unless you tell.”
He was a gross, coarse man, of a violent complexion.
“Ho-ho!” he bellowed; “blackmail is it? Wait, while I call a witness.”
He pulled the bell down, summoning our landlady. When she came, there
was an outrageous scene. Quite cowed in the end, I retreated to our
apartments, where, however, I was not to be left in peace. Within an
hour the harridan appeared with her bill, an extravagant one, which of
course I was unable to settle. The next morning, driven forth with
contumely, we were arrested at her suit, and carried to a
sponging-house. Thence, quite self-collected now in my desperation, I
despatched a note to Mr. Roper, who, without delay, good creature,
waited upon us. I told him the whole unreserved truth.
“Very well,” he said, “I will quit you of this, child; and, for the
rest, find accommodation for you in humbler quarters till you can help
yourself. With your genius, that should not be long. You know my
circumstances, and that I cannot afford luxuries.”
“I will work my fingers to the bone,” I said, with tears in my eyes.
“Not quite so bad as that,” he answered. “Bones ain’t negotiable
assets. Have you ever thought on the stage, now, for a living?”
“I believe, without much study, I could make an actress,” I said.
“With none at all,” said he confidently. “I have a friend in Westley
of Drury Lane, and will see if he can put you in the way to a part. I
should fear the publicity, i’ faith, but that my lord has taken his
grievances to the Continent for an airing, and in the interval we are
safe to act.”
Good loyal friend! He found us pretty snug quarters over a little shop
in Long Acre, where, keeping to our pseudonym of the Misses Rush, we
bided while he negotiated terms for me. He was successful, when once I
had been interviewed by the management; and, to cut short this
melancholy story, I made my first appearance on the boards as the
fairy Primrose in the Christmas masque of the _Dragon of Wantley_. I
had a little song to sing about a butterfly, which never failed to
bring down the house; and altogether, I was growing not unhappy in the
novelty of the venture, when that, with almost my life, was ended at a
blow.
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