The extraordinary confessions of Diana PleaseCapes, Bernard
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The extraordinary confessions of Diana Please
Capes, Bernard
Femmes fatales -- Fiction; France -- Fiction; Historical fiction; Naples (Kingdom) -- Fiction; Women -- Fiction
Did I then sit there and weep? On the contrary, I was radiant. Account
for it, thou _fripon_, as thou wilt. Thou knowest, Better the devil to
applaud us than none at all. I swear to thee that, for the moment, I
coveted nothing but my master’s admiring praise. Breathless as I was,
I bent and uttered down the chimney the shrill cry “All up!” as he had
bidden me. A little strained laugh came back, and, with an oath of
distant approval, a command to descend. But at that, oddly enough, the
horror came. I could not stomach the evil pit, with its reeling return
into a night from which I had mounted to heaven. My knees trembled
beneath me. I sat crying and shivering, while my master stormed thin
gusty blasphemy up the flue. At length I remembered my duck-stone. It
was in my trousers pocket, safe in its silver case, which, having
dropped in the cart, I had found again to my delight lying
undiscovered amongst the soot bags. I took it out, let myself down
gingerly to the arm-pits, clutched it tightly in my hand, and sniffed,
but not vigorously. I awoke to find myself sitting on the hearth, and
smiling foolishly into the frightened face of my master. He recovered
himself at the moment I did, and was the implacable martinet again and
at once.
“Why, you cust little back-slummer!” he said, “to let loose and think
to take a chalk of me like that! I’ll larn your nerves!”
And he pulled me to my feet, with his hand raised, but thought better
of it, and gave me another chance. Chimney after chimney I must mount,
till, fagged and heart-broken, I stood rebellious against his
extremest persuasion, and he was obliged, with at least a few healing
words of commendation, to postpone the finish of his job.
So began this terror of my new life, and so fortunately ended within a
period that was not stretched beyond my endurance.
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