The extraordinary confessions of Diana PleaseCapes, Bernard
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The extraordinary confessions of Diana Please
Capes, Bernard
Femmes fatales -- Fiction; France -- Fiction; Historical fiction; Naples (Kingdom) -- Fiction; Women -- Fiction
Then, perhaps, from Lady Hamilton, mistaking, in her prostration, the
steward for the admiral: “O, my dear lord! though I cannot rise to
thank you, believe me that for all you have done my heart goes out to
you.” To which the honest sailor would respond, “Give it went, mum,
and take the basin.”
In truth it seemed the stars fought against us with the sea. The
_Vanguard_ itself was none too big a vessel. She was what they call, I
believe, a seventy-four with two tiers of guns--not a first-rater. I
saw her commander sometimes, in the glimpses of the moon. He was not
utterly impervious himself to the calls of the deep. His right arm was
gone, and the sleeve pinned to his breast. He had a gentle, sober
face, blind of one eye, and the scar of a late healed wound on his
forehead. Casually met, I should have taken him for a little mild
professor, who had once said Bo to a goose and been well pecked for
his pains.
We had weighed anchor on the 22nd, and at once run into baffling
winds. The day before, the king had received on board a deputation
mixed of the marine, the city, and representatives of the Lazzari, who
were all aghast to learn that His Majesty projected a withdrawal to
his Sicilian capital. He was very short with them. When facts should
reassure him of their loyalty, he said, he would return. In the
meantime, he left General Pignatelli (a poor bemused creature) as his
regent to restore order. He said nothing of his wholesale plunder of
the public funds, and was only in a perspiration to escape before it
should be discovered. Then he went below, having lighted and flung
ashore the brand which was to set the city blazing.
And the following day we sailed for Palermo, in a vessel as full of
royal livestock as if it had been a training ship for kings. Besides
their Majesties, and as many of their progeny as they could recollect
at the moment, there were on board the ineffable Hamiltons; English
Acton, their minister and the queen’s lover; princes of the blood
Castelcicala and Belmonte, and a few others of condition. Amongst us
all, from the first, there was little affectation of state, and none
of stateliness. It was just a scurry and tumble--an encumbering mass
of royalty, in the thick of which the unhappy crew were hard put to it
to find quarters. One of the poor children even died of sickness; and
the queen screamed lamentations over it whenever she could recall its
name.
At length, more dead than alive, we were all pitchforked ashore out of
a battered hulk, and carried piecemeal through the city to the old
fortified palace at its southernmost end, where, for the next seven
months, was to be enacted the royal intermezzo in the tragedy of
Naples.
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