The extraordinary confessions of Diana PleaseCapes, Bernard
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The extraordinary confessions of Diana Please
Capes, Bernard
Femmes fatales -- Fiction; France -- Fiction; Historical fiction; Naples (Kingdom) -- Fiction; Women -- Fiction
Those months passed livelily enough for me. The king, what time he
could spare from his hunting and fishing and the building of a new
country lodge, was quite my devoted servant, paying my gambling
debts--when it sometimes grew beyond my own power to liquidate
them--and assigning me the new post, fruit of his own incomparable
invention, of stillroom maid to his royal person. He was not really a
bad-hearted man; and, if he could only have accomplished his eternal
wish to be left alone, and not bothered while others were arranging
his affairs for him, would probably have resumed his Neapolitan
dominions without vindictive bloodshed, when the way was once paved
and swept level for him.
We heeded little (I except, in one main question, myself) the volcanic
throes which were wrenching that doomed town across the water while we
feasted and played. While Lazzaro and Jacobin, each dominant in his
turn, were flushing the kennels with blood; while imperious Nelson,
now promoted to his _Foudroyant_, was circling and swooping on and
off, issuing edicts, arrogating to himself the lead, in infatuated
touch all the time with his substantial mistress; while the French
were planting the Tree of Liberty in the palace square, and giving
birth, amidst song and jubilation, to the new republic; while,
following their withdrawal, Cardinal Ruffo was descending, with his
brutish swarms, upon the fated walls, which he was destined to retake
in the king’s name, the king himself was absorbed in ombre or
lansquenet, chuckling over charades, playing practical jokes upon the
most reverend Spanish señors of the place, guzzling and drinking, and
in every lazy way luxuriating in an utter self-abandonment to
pleasure.
And indeed, in that wine-soft climate, there were many temptations to
him as to us all. We were like Boccaccio’s company, forgathered out of
range of the plague, and telling stories to pass the time. The
similarity of our condition, in fact, gave me an idea. I set my wits
to work, and became a public _raconteuse_. I invented and told in
those days more tales than I can remember, but a selection from which
the curious may find included in my _Des Royautés Depouillées_,
first published in Paris in 1806.
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