The extraordinary confessions of Diana PleaseCapes, Bernard
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The extraordinary confessions of Diana Please
Capes, Bernard
Femmes fatales -- Fiction; France -- Fiction; Historical fiction; Naples (Kingdom) -- Fiction; Women -- Fiction
It had certainly looked prettier from the hill. I saw links of
red-faced oafs sway roaring across the turf, and whip themselves in
mere drunken impulse about any mock-bashful hoyden who stood, feigning
unconsciousness, in their path. I saw blowzed, over-fed women,
dragging squalling babies, struggle vainly to be included in the
amorous capture, and when they failed or were ignored, vindicate their
outraged respectability in coarse recriminations. I saw farmers,
seated under trees, weep fuddled tears because they could hold no
more, and stuffed children, crying for nothing so much as breath. I
had been drawn, as was natural to me, by the bait of gaiety and life,
and this was my reward. The ground between the booths was strewed with
trampled fragments of bread and meat, and sodden with rejected ale. It
was a fair, with all the licence of a day gathered into an hour.
I don’t know how long I had been standing, absorbed in contemplation
of this Gehenna, and of the stately mansion across the green, on whose
terraces a gay company, gathered to see the beasts feed, was clearly
distinguishable, when a sound of hoofs coming up the lane behind me
brought me to myself; and almost immediately three horsemen, with very
flushed faces, rode into view, and, perceiving me, halted. One was a
fox-featured gentleman, in fulvous cloth; one, good-humoured and
quiet, wore a grey coat; and the third was resplendent all over, and
as drunk as Chloe. He, at the first sight of me, tumbled rather than
dismounted from his horse, and, forsaking the reins, which the grey
gentleman caught, came staggering upon me.
“Hey, my vitals!” he lisped, “whom the devil have we here?”
He was quite young, and like a pretty toy, with a spangled coat in the
Maccaroni Club style, a great bow at his neck, and ribbons to his
knees. But he frightened me with the stare in his glazed eyes; and as
he advanced, I backed into the hedge.
“I was only looking,” I fluttered. “I didn’t mean any harm. Please let
me go.”
“Harm!” he exclaimed, with a tipsy crow. “O, but you’re trespassing,
missy, and must give an hic-count of yourself. Come ’long, now, before
my lord.”
I saw the eldest of the three regarding us from his saddle with a sort
of mordant humour, and the sudden recognition of his state made my
heart leap. Red, and lank-jawed, and vicious, he sat watching us as a
fox might watch his cub negotiating the helpless struggles of a lamb.
He always had a fine appetite for such occasions, and could sin very
sweetly by proxy, could Hardrough.
“Wounds, my lord!” cried the boy, “is this a larsh surprise for me
you’ve ’ranged? Besh preshent of all the day. Come cock-horse, child,
and we’ll kiss a-riding.”
He put an arm about me. For all my distress, the musky contact of him,
so precious after my long degradation, seemed half to drug me from
resistance. I struggled feebly to push him away.
“Get on with your gallophic,” said he, addressing his companions
knowingly. “I’ll follerer by-m-by.”
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