The extraordinary confessions of Diana PleaseCapes, Bernard
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The extraordinary confessions of Diana Please
Capes, Bernard
Femmes fatales -- Fiction; France -- Fiction; Historical fiction; Naples (Kingdom) -- Fiction; Women -- Fiction
He showed no curiosity over the encounter, nor scruple in taking me
with him. He was in wild spirits, laughing and teasing, and sometimes
he reeled in his saddle in a way to endanger my balance. But the rush
of air restored me to myself, and I had the wit, for all my
excitement, to slip my charm, which I still held, into a pocket.
So we raced for the town, and presently drew up at the Castle Tavern,
where His Royal Highness and his wife, the late Mrs. Horton, were
quartering themselves.
The time which followed is confused in my remembrance. I was put in
charge of a chambermaid, given a dish of tea and cake, and presently
fell fast asleep, to awake smiling and rosy to the summons of my
pleasant Clarinda. A lackey in a magnificent scarlet livery awaited me
at the door, received me into his arms, and carried me downstairs to a
long room blazing with waxlights, where, at a white table spilt all
over with a profusion of fruit and crystal, sat a gorgeous company of
gentlemen and ladies. Such silks and laces, such feathers and
diamonds, I had never in my young day encountered. It was like the
most beautiful fair I had ever seen, and the red faces of the company
were the coloured bladders bobbing in the stalls. Still, I had not
lost my self-possession, when my father reeled round in his chair, and
catching me away from the servant, set me on my feet on the table
itself.
I was a little confused by the tumult which greeted my exaltation.
“Diane,” whispered my father in my ear, “go and tell the duke in a
pretty speech that I send my love to him.”
I flicked up my skirts, and went off immediately among the fruit and
decanters. My progress was a triumph. The women clapped in artificial
enthusiasm, and the men stopped me to kiss my little shoes. And
presently down that long lane I saw the duke’s smiling face awaiting
me. It was not a temperate face, it is true; its thirty-four years
were traced upon it in very crooked hieroglyphics. But then--_c’est la
dernière touche qu’informe_--the royal star of the garter glittering
on the apricot coat beneath made everything handsome. By his side sat
the lady his duchess, _née_ Luttrell, as brand-new as I to her
exaltation. But it was the difference between Hebe and Thais. For all
my innocence I felt that, and did not fear her rivalry. I dropped a
little curtsey amongst the grapes and melons.
“Monsieur,” I said, “my papa wishes to make you a pretty gift, and
sends you his love.”
He applauded, laughing, as did all the table, and lifted me down to
his lap.
“What price for the love?” he cried. “See, I return him a dozen
kisses.”
He kept me, however, plying me with bonbons, while madam tittered and
fanned herself vexedly.
“You will make the little ape sick, Enrico,” she said. “Put her down;
for shame!”
“I know where to stop,” I retorted; and “By God, you do!” said the
duke, with a great laugh, and held me tight.
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