The extraordinary confessions of Diana PleaseCapes, Bernard
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The extraordinary confessions of Diana Please
Capes, Bernard
Femmes fatales -- Fiction; France -- Fiction; Historical fiction; Naples (Kingdom) -- Fiction; Women -- Fiction
It fell early very cold and wintry that November, but the chill in my
heart was colder than any hailstones. Presently such an apathy of
despair found me that I would hardly leave my room all day, but would
sit in a sullen misery gazing, gazing from my unbarred open window
upon the fraction of stiffening world it commanded. It was at a front
angle of the house, pretty high above the ground; and under it the
stony drive went round an elbow of lofty trees to the fatal unseen
gates of the entrance beyond.
One morning, after breakfast, I was seated there, when a chaise rolled
up to the steps of the door below, and a moment later Dr. Peel entered
and was driven rapidly away, on some fresh marauding devilry, I
conjectured. The vehicle, sped by a heart-whole curse from my lips,
had disappeared scarce a minute, when round the bend of the shrubs it
had taken came striding the oddest figure--an interloper by way of the
open portals, it seemed. Such an event had never, in my knowledge,
happened before. I stared, and roused myself, elate even over this
momentary grotesque vision from the world beyond. It was just a
stilt-walker, a monstrous pierrot, with floured absurd face and
conical cap, his legs, cased in linen trousers, rising an immense
height from the ground. As he came on, ridiculously gyrating, he blew
a pipe, and rattled at a little tabor that hung from his neck. In the
same moment he saw me where I stood, and danced up, rolling and
wallowing--for he was an incomprehensibly great creature for such a
trade--and broke into a mad, jerky little chaunt, half French, half
English, as he approached--
“_O-ha, mamselle! Je vous trouve, je vous salue! A la fin çà, çà,
çà!_
“‘Be’old the mountaineer,
He sik for edelweiss,
I have found my dear
Very high and very nice--_çà, çà, çà!_’”
He flicked off his cap--with a grin that showed, though against the
flour, a set of perfect teeth--and in three strides was at the window,
his eyes and huge white face above the level of the sill. Even in the
instant, as if the former were a cypher momentarily isolated for my
reading, I understood, and was stricken to stone.
“The graveyard!” whispered the pierrot in that instant: “be at the
wall over against it at ten o’clock to-night”--and reeled away, to a
pantomime of grins and pirouettes, as the lodge-keeper came raging
round the corner in pursuit.
“_O que nenni dà!_” cried the intruder, twisting and turning and
affecting to bend with laughter. “O, madame! O, fie! I am very
honourable z’jentlemans. Wat, I say! I make you good proposals to
marry. I display my parts, _v’là_!”
He contorted himself, with absurd coquetry. “Wat!” he protested,
pausing; “madame declines of the ravishment? She does not move herself
to fly with me? Vair well”-- He pretended of a sudden to espy his
pursuer, and pressing his cap to his breast, waltzed up to him.
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