"Becky, Becky!" she exclaimed, in a tone of lofty indignation--and
thus summoning to her presence, from an adjoining apartment, her
daughter, a little girl of about ten years of age--"rin owre dereckly
to Lucky Anderson's and tell her to gie me my jeely can immediately."
And Mrs Callender stamped her foot, grew red in the face, and
exhibited sundry other symptoms of towering passion. Becky instantly
obeyed the order so peremptorily given; and, while she is doing so,
we may throw in a digressive word or two, by the way of more fully
enlightening the reader regarding the turn which matters seemed now
about to take. Be it known to him, then, that the demand for the
jelly pot, which was now about to be made on Mrs Anderson, was not a
_bonâ fide_ proceeding. It was not made in good faith; for Mrs
Callender knew well, and had been told so fifty times, that the said
jelly pot was no longer in existence as a jelly pot; and, moreover,
she had been, as often as she was told this, offered full
compensation, which might be about three farthings sterling money of
this realm, for the demolished commodity. Moreover, again, it was
three years since it had been borrowed. From all this, the reader
will at once perceive what was the fact--that the sending for the
said jelly pot, on the present occasion, and in the way described,
was a mere breaking of ground previous to the performance of some
other contemplated operations. It was, in truth, entirely a tactical
proceeding--a dexterously and ingeniously-laid pretext for a certain
intended measure which could not decently have stood on its own
simple merits. In proof of this, we need only state, that it is
beyond all question that nothing could have disappointed Mrs
Callender more than the return of the desiderated jelly pot. But
this, she knew, she had not to fear, and the result showed that she
was right. The girl shortly came back with the usual reply--that the
pot was broken; but that Mrs Anderson would cheerfully pay the value
of it, if Mrs Callender would say what that was. To the
inexpressible satisfaction of the latter, however, the message, on
this occasion, was accompanied by some impertinences which no woman
of spirit could tamely submit to. She was told, for instance, that
"she made mair noise aboot her paltry, dirty jelly mug, a thousand
times, than it was a' worth," and was ironically, and, we may add,
insultingly entreated, "for ony sake to mak' nae mair wark aboot it,
and a dizzen wad be sent her for't."
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